Neue Rezensionen von Ћ Abomination Jones

Don't play Multiwinia.

And for a brief moment of legit review, this game is absolutely beautiful. The visuals are staggering, the music is so atmospheric, you really do feel for the little digital guys.

Stick with Darwinia.

Fun up until it becomes a really boring RTS
God.

The closest thing you will get to a Katamari game on PC that isn't emulated. It's really short but I'd say worth the money. It isn't as good as Katamari and only maybe two levels are really large.

"How can we extend this game's lifespan..."
"Lets re-release the game with extra features you need to pay for!"
"You're getting a raise, tell me more."
"Optional gimmicks that don't really mean anything!"
"Promoted! Anything else?"
"We can call it the same game but...ULTRA?"
"*hoots and hollers out of the building laughing to the bank*"

[muffled laughing in the distance]

I AM LEGITIMATELY ONLY GIVING A POSITIVE RECOMMENDATION BECAUSE I LOVE SPARKSTER.

THIS GAME IS NOT THAT GREAT HONESTLY.

I'm not entirely sure how this game works, so I don't know if I would consider this all that fun yet. It kind of boils down to 'ladder spam'

Free massive update is pretty ballin'

The metaphors hit me like a train, a train on the end of the line, a train packed with more metaphors in a world of symbolism and deeper meanings you wouldn't find at first glance at metaphors, but in a metaphorical world like this, 'first glance' is usually the continued perception you carry in the land of the sheep metaphors.

Not as good as 1, kind of meh, but maybe better than 2 for the visuals. This game kind of felt lacking. I recommend it only if you want it on sale or if you're that much of a fan.