Recent reviews by AaronScythe

While seemingly not as polished as 3+4, the endless hordes of chickens still need to have the cluck shot out of them.

Metaverse already existed before FB had the idea. It's here - a world where anything is possible

Cat? Check.
A few annoying achievements? Check.
Speedrun? Check.

This is a game designed to be explored at a slower pace, with a few frantic moments in between.
But it is short, and the time played is mainly from people achievement hunting.
Sleep for one hour? That's an achievement.
The chapter select is a pain, restarting long chapters over just so you can get to one room to do one task is painful. (Lookin at you vinyl!)

Would I recommend? Absolutely.
Do you get closure on the squad from the beginning? No!
Can you trip people while meowing incessantly? 20mins well spent.

Not realistic enough?
This game's had classified blueprints forwarded to them MULTIPLE times for more accuracy than anywhere else.

You'll still play arcade tho

The Creeper can go uphill.
I repeat:
THE CREEPER CAN GO UPHILL.

TERPS need a pairing with a mortar in this rendition or you end up with a pool of creeper that you can't even empty out fully with a standard cannon.
Otherwise, this is the same game at heart, just looking prettier than ever!

The experience:
Cruise in a car
blown up by a Mk2

Fly in a chopper
blown up by a Mk2

Hop in your WW2 era fighter plane
Mk2's leave lobby.

This game is severely broken.

As I type this, I notice the maximum cash is 999999999. How do I notice?
If I sell more than this amount at once, it overflows and goes to zero.
I'm only at around 7k bitcoin when this becomes an issue (the ONLY way to get this done efficiently - skip straight to it)
Problem being, that's at 29kk out of 100kk needed to be sold for the achievement.
Oh and you've gotta do that individually for all 5.
Nothing scales, so you end up spending more time buying more cards than you do actually getting clicks towards the goal.
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WIP update: Dear god, why is there no option to buy more than one at a time. I'd be done already.
Mouse macro click=100ms minimum it would appear. Won't go faster.
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And much later than intended due to a horrible interface, all achieves got.
It's easy, but this is a game so buggy that you should intend to do it in one sitting.
I would not buy, I got it from a bundle :/

When the difference of one pixel goes from annihilation to screenwide explosion, it's not fun.
I suppose there might be a market for this, but I entered hoping to find an agar.io type clone.

The game of life is supposed to be a simulator, not a game despite the name.
This fails to deliver on either count.

All achievements - Press all Keyboard buttons
All gameplay - done in less than 5 minutes.

This is a waste of time, and space.
How the dev managed to weasel this into steam, could almost be seen as a commentary on how easy it is to be accepted nowadays.

This isn't an idler, nor is it a clicker.
It's a turn based roguelite that you can make autorun midgame onwards (but the AI wastes mana)

A unique gem in the rough of free games, the mechanic of "Soda" types for unlocking characters for use sets the quirkiness from the beginning.
From early stages getting gold, to mid getting essence, to late getting the right hero/skill/item combos to really shine

It's simple, but has a ton of depth for those looking to do it.
My only advice here? Wing it. Wing the whole game and you'll stumble through.
Relic choice order is like the only thing that will slow your progress, but not stop it - otherwise enjoy!