WE HAVE ALL SUFFERED LOSS

TWITCH - ALLCAPSJ (I STREAM ONCE EVERY 2-3 MONTHS, NO PUBLIC VODS. SORRY ♥♥♥♥♥)
A FORM YOU CAN FILL OUT IF MY GAMEPLAY MADE YOU UPSET IN ANY WAY [forms.gle]

FIRST OFF, IF YOU'RE THE KILLER HERE LOOKING AT MY HOURS AND ARE INTIMIDATED. DON'T, I AM AN INCREDIBLY MEDIOCRE SURVIVOR.


TERMINALLY UNHINGED, BUT FUNNY AT LEAST. NOTHING I SAY IS SERIOUS IN THE SLIGHTEST, BUT SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AS IF IT WAS A REDDIT POST AND YOU WERE TRYING TO FARM ME FOR UPVOTES. IF YOU LOSE AN ARGUMENT ONLINE, YOU ARE A LOSER IN REAL LIFE.

MY KEYBOARD DOES NOT HAVE A CAPS LOCK BUTTON I JUST ORDERED IT FROM FRANCE AND FRENCH PEOPLE ARE VERY LOUD AND DEFAULT ALL THEIR SPEECH TO UPPERCASE.

4.2K HOURS IN DBD BECAUSE HOURS MEANS YOU'RE GOOD YES I AM VERY GOOD (THE JOKE HERE IS IM ACTUALLY QUITE BAD AND HOURS ACCUMULATED OVER TIME WITH A HOBBY/GAME MEAN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING). I GENUINELY LOVE THE GAME BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD SOMETIMES GRRRRR!!! BUT THEN I GET OVER IT AFTER I TYPE OUT A COLLEGE LENGTH DISSERTATION ABOUT HOW MY SIDE IS UNDERPOWERED AND THE SIDE THAT BEAT ME IS OVERPOWERED ON TWITTER . FORMER 1 TRICK HUNTRESS PLAYER THAT NOW TRIES TO SPLIT THEIR TIME BETWEEN A VARIETY OF KILLERS AND PLAYING SURVIVOR EQUALLY.


IGNORE ANY HOURS I HAVE IN HOUSE PARTY I SPENT 15 HOURS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET DOJA CAT TO SHOW UP (ONLY TO REALIZE SHE'S A PURCHASABLE DLC) AND THE REMAINING TWO TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO HAVE SEX (NOT IN GAME, JUST IN GENERAL) AND GAVE UP.



I HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING SUBSTANTIAL WITH MY TIME ON THIS EARTH

WE ARE ALL ZOOMERS IN THE EYES OF GOD.

THIS SECTION USED TO BE A LOT LONGER BUT AS MY PRIORITIES HAVE CHANGED, SO HAS MY SENSE OF HUMOR. I WILL COME BACK AND MAKE THIS SECTION FUNNIER AT SOME POINT.