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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 14.8 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 10 May, 2023 @ 5:00am

Over-polished lazy garbage.
It's "Dance Dance Revolution" on hard mode, re-branded as a JRPG.

The only satisfaction is the momentary joy of defeating something cancerous, before you die to something else and get to start the cycle again.

If I grew up on a farm with no electronics, I'd probably think 'Elden Ring' was fantastic, but I'm didn't, so I don't.
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