Recent reviews by Astyl

Remnant is a fun game best experienced in singleplayer. There are a few very annoying and prominent bugs still in the game that seem to be present only in multiplayer. The combat is fun, aiming feels especially smooth to the point where it's given me the opportunity to pull off some of the most insane headshot chains I did on any game. Enemies are for the most part fun, and when they aren't it's because they're bullet sponges. This is no less due to their awful enemy scaling system which punishes you for upgrading.

The story may as well not exist and the graphics are good, all upgrade systems largely suck but there are a few cool items that aren't just small and arbitrary stat changes. When you pull up on the scene, assuming you're as good as me, you'll tear some ass sideways. Pop-Pop-Pop-Pop-Pop you hear with a delay because my shot placements are faster than the speed of sound, and five enemies are down, and not the clinical kind. Especially fun are the enemies that try to pretend they can out-aim me, they can't. I leave about a d*ck-sized hole in their foreheads which, considering the girth of my member, is quite substantial. They can never recover.

One of the DLCs is about on-par with the base game while the other one sucks ass, the one with the artificially difficult Iola Queef. The randomly generated map makes sure you'll hate every second of finding something or someone in particular and discourages replaying the game, as well as the metal system. Just like Dead Cells, this is a game best beaten once, but boy oh boy is that one time fun.

After ≈3500 hours on the game and multiple accounts, I am in great spirit to announce that the game is still an unplayable horridly unbalanced bot infested mess. The core game is the best multiplayer FPS of all time, but bad devs, a worse community and the other assortment of issues it has make it genuinely terrible.

Although the game in such a state, decrepit as it is, is horrible on both the average and the median, the highlights this game has are the best to ever be. I am a spy main and no other game offers as interesting and as fun mechanics and as high a skill ceiling as TF2 does.

The only reason I still play it are the highlights, but you have to sort through a lot of fecal matter to get to it. It's a bit easier for me with 1400 hours on spy already, but I don't reccomend this game to anyone, including myself.

Deep Rock Galactic would have been plenty fine regardless of gameplay purely for the fact that you can creatively replace the word "Rock" with one much funnier. But like that word, it stood out.

I have thoroughly enjoyed and continue to enjoy playing it, no less for the fact that it lends itself to my theory: that you can fix every problem with violence. I'm absolutely buzzed when I get to act out my xenophobic inclinations on the inhabitants of another planet, purely for the fact that I categorize them as vermin from my past experiences. Each meaty shot to their domes brings about almost an orgasmic amount of excitement, as I only stop to say "tako jeee!", when "how is it?", is the question.

I've gotten so good at getting good, that now I'm great, and still I have fun, for I can only be better than myself, and I am a worthy opponent. I play in a set way, build my two remote cheese grater towers, plop down a "PPPlatform" where I need go, and kill bugs the rest of the way. Man does not need much but hatred to make oneself happy. This is why I recommend DRG, and why you too, should play it.

Does what is says on the tin. Lots of options and isn't a memory hog. Good product.