[discussing a financial problem with the minions]

Now, I know there have been some rumors going around that the bank is no longer funding us. Well, I am here to put those rumors to rest. They are true.

[his minions get shocked; the girls are also hearing the bad news]

In terms of money, we have no money. So how will we get to the moon? The answer is clear [sits hopelessly on a chair] we won't.

[some of his Minions start to cry]

We are doomed. Now it would probably be a good time to look for other employment options. I know I have fired up my resume, as I suggest that all of you do as well.