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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 193.7 hrs on record (116.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:31am
Updated: 30 Apr @ 9:42am

I will only say this: look at what all of the other reviews amount to: Overwhelmingly positive. So I could sit here and say that you should definitely buy this game, or you could get your ass off the fence and just buy one of (if not) the best games of all time. You can do anything you want,

Want to beat a 200-year-old cripple to death with a 9 iron? You can do that

Want to desecrate a war memorial and call a soldier and his dead brother a ♥♥♥♥♥? You can do that

Want to save someone from slavery only to turn them back in for the profit? You can do that

Want to become Lord Death of Murder Mountain and kill everyone in the game? You can do that

Want to help someone genocide a bunch of natives, who left his old life behind because he got covered in kerosene, lit on fire, dumped into the grand canyon for dead, only to crawl out to swear revenge on his would-be killers? You can do that

Want to be the dumbest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron on the planet but have such a high speech skill that you can convince even the most hardened warrior that he should retreat or face death? You can do that

Want to be degraded by the robotic scientists who don't want you and your penis tipped feet going through their labs? Yes, yes you can

Want to play a DLC where the lesson is to let go of what you can't have only to say ♥♥♥♥ that and slowly crawl out with thousands of pounds of gold bars? Yes you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can

If you do buy the game just get the ultimate edition because it only makes it better.

Just make sure to download an anti-crash mod, thank me later.

10/10
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