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TL:DR is at the bottom.

Okay. So I don’t really write reviews, I’m too lazy or just don’t have the time for that sh*t.
But here I am, writing a review for this game with piece of sh*t developers.

Rockstar,

With 500+ hours played. Are you trying to rip us off of our money. What really bothers me is the unrealistic and downright disgusting prices you expect people to pay for your Shark Cards. RM200 (or 100USD in other versions) real-life money for 8,000,000 in-game cash. Are you f*cking insane?

With that being said, I appreciate all the free content/DLCs you release, but every new DLCs costs around 30,000,000+++ in-game cash if we want to unlock all vehicles, upgrades etc. If so, WHAT GOOD IS $8,000,000?! If you ever wondered why do people manipulate/mod in your game, maybe because nobody take pleasure in being ripped off.

Now.

Would I recommend GTAV Singleplayer? Yes. Well plotted storyline. Lots of room for improvements/new contents.
Would I recommend GTAV Online? F*ck no.

Why? ugh

1. Everything is EXPENSIVE as all hell (like I said in the beginning) and it's extremely time consuming to make money, AND you can hardly even do that without d*ckheads constantly trying to kill you and blow up your product, which is really retarded because they don't really get much of a reward out of it AT ALL, so it further proves that they just do it to be a d*ck.

2. One of the most toxic communities I've ever seen in a game, (all jokes aside) literally feels like you're playing with 9 year old kids roaming around. I've never seen so much hostility and name calling in a video game in my life, jesus f*cking christ..... nobody gives a f*ck about anybody or anything in this game. I mean yeah it's GTA, but the people on here get a bit ridiculous most of the time. ffs.

3. You have to constantly jump from session to session, in hopes that you'll get away from said ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and can actually get some sh*t done in peace.

4. The heists..... man f*ck the heists, I'm not waiting 10 years (literally) for players that are level 100-200+ to join the lobby only to suck a*s and fail the heists every single f*cking time. It's bad enough low level players do which is to be expected, but man when you're that high of a level.... c'mon now .-. (And yes I'm being serious, though it isn't always this bad, but it can be).

5. I'll come back to the game once in a while, but if you, the person reading this review plans on buying this game, I suggest you reconsider it, or else be prepared to face all these bullsh*t I just talked about. Unless you're one of those 9 year old ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or literally grown men wants to get in and troll, by all means go ahead if that makes you feel better in your life.

Peace.

P.S Shark Cards can s*ck my balls ffs.

TL:DR:
Overwhelming greed, don't buy the game.