-----Quotes by myself-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The Greedy Grinner... never has insurance."
"People just come up to me and give me money."
"I'll be takin' that one!"
"Just shut up and give me my cut!"
"Hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ road."
"It was me! Mr. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Green!"
"Yyyyeeeeeaaahh! I AM INVINCIBLE!"

-----Basic Information-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mr. Green has stated that he has $10,000,000 in the Bank.
It is possible that Mr. Green has committed tax evasion.
Mr. Green has the ability to smoke an entire cigar in 1 take. It is unknown how he got this ability, and you should be afraid.
Coincidentally (or not?) "Mr. Green" is also the name of an online gambling company
He might be the demon of greed Mammon, however, this claim remains unverified.
It is noted that Mr. Green surrounds himself with many henchmen, all of whom share the same lime-green complexion as Mr. Green himself.
Mr. Green allegedly ate 200,000 limes within the span of 2 years.
He won Best New Character at the JermAwards 2020.
According to Mr. Green himself, his first name is Greg. However, he may have been intoxicated when making this claim.
It is unknown whether his birth name is Green, or if he adopted the name to match his skin complexion.

-----Greedy Grinner--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mr. Greens son, The Greedy Grinner originated from the Metal Wolf Chaos XD-stream on August 16th 2019. During the stream, the angle of Jerma's facecam made it appear as if Jerma possessed a comically large chin during one of his regular bouts of absolute insanity. A screenshot of the face was linked to Jerma, causing him to spiral into a state of denial that the screenshot was real and not edited, establishing the face as a new meme. It was later nominated at the JermAwards 2019 for the category Worst Face.

-----My Life Story-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Little of Green's childhood is known outside of his approximate time of birth in the 1920's, under the given name of Greg Green.

Initially, Mr. Green worked as the acting CEO of a successful chocolate company in Switzerland after the second world war under the name Silly Zonka Wonka. Wonka was infamous for his unconventional business practices, such as blaring music from Pee Wee's Big Adventure over factory loudspeakers to motivate the workers, selling dishwashing detergent in the form of candy bars, and, allegedly, spraying windex and tossing live cigarettes into chocolate mixing vats.

After 6 years of working for the company, he acquired over a billion dollars via gambling in Las Vegas. After gaining so much wealth, he took on the identity of Mr. Green for the first time, and left the management of the company. At this time, he also attempted to get back at his old rival in the chocolate business, “Greg’s Chocolates”, by purchasing 100% stake in the company. He then used his position in Greg’s Chocolates to change the company’s business model, accidentally inventing disposable cone-cups. This is believed to have contributed to his Mr. Green’s wealth, although it is not known by how much. During a drug infused frenzy, he promptly used his newfound wealth to purchase over 3 million pounds of limes in Australia, leaving him with only $128.

Mr. Green spent his life in Australia hunting for rabbits and living off of limes in the Australian Outback, the chemicals in the obscene amounts of limes that he would consume giving his skin putrid green hue, a feature that would soon become one of his defining traits. Only vague information about the last of Mr. Green's days living in Australia as well as his exploits before his Vegas trip exists, aside from the fact that he was constantly surrounded by his green henchmen, the Banana Bros, committing lime-related or lime-adjacent crimes while making their way across the globe.

-----My Wrestling Career-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mr. Green was the twenty-first wrestler to enter the ring in the first 2020 Rumble, having lost his pants in a game of poker beforehand. He would immediately go after Nancy Drew, eliminating her shortly after his entrance in the ring. His debut run was short lived, however, as he was eliminated by The Jar of Mayo not long after.

Mr. Green was also present for the encore Rumble, in which he started as one of the first contestants with jermaThing. Mr. Greens' second run was even shorter lived than his first one, as he was quickly eliminated by the combined efforts of jermaThing and AndyMark.

Mr. Green made his return for the 2021 rumble, this time under the name Silly Zilly Wonka, referencing his former life as a chocolatier. Entering in at #6, he donned a green and purple top hat with a green and purple two-piece suit. Silly Zilly Wonka managed to eliminate Emelia and stay in the ring for 2 minutes before being sent over the top rope by The Horror and Catboy Jerma.

Mr. Green reentered the 2021 rumble again as his current day self, still not having any pants on. Entering in at #15, he temporarily teamed up with Homer Simpson to eliminate Armin Arlert. He lasted about four minutes before being eliminated by The McGriddler.

-----My Personality---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Many people pity Mr. Green, and often bring him insane amounts of money for little to no effort on his part, which he then quickly gambles away. At his peak, Mr Green amassed $417,799, though he planned to acquire $10,000,000 during his stay in Las Vegas.

Mr. Green is good friends with B. F. Bugleberry and regularly partakes in shady dealings including jewelry trading and lottery tickets. Strangely, Mr. Green is somewhat frugal in matters other than gambling, at one point insistently offering 10$ for a diamond. He would later purchase the diamond, (which turned out to be a fake) for a princely sum of $2500, lower than the $5000 original asking price. Mr. Green is also a self-proclaimed "good tipper," giving $2 to his associate Steve, who gave him a new shirt after he threw up in the one he came in.

Mr. Green suffers from a multitude of health problems including daily heart attacks and excessive vomiting, though he views these issues as mere inconveniences. His greedy antics came to a sad end when he gambled 400,000 bucks on blackjack and played stand once his lackey, Steve, told him to. Mr. Green has been said to have a "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ severe gambling addiction" by concerned individuals who have the displeasure of observing him on his casino visits.

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