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I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely messed up stuff there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:

A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want this stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight

A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor

They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waster container (I signed somebody else's name)

One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars or barns

The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man

The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life"

The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos

The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy)

During every succesful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free
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