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David Martinez (from Cyberpunk Edgerunners) would be proud: https://youtu.be/yI82cizRmKQ
VAC LI(v)E: https://youtu.be/oujtlcKMba0
你的良心被狗吃了吗? https://youtu.be/v1Rv0vyRHZ8
Typical matchmaking teammate: https://youtu.be/9ribRucor2A
Faceshit baiting culture: https://youtu.be/3C6yf29xOSs
Valve bullies Faceshit: https://youtu.be/Kms1ItqqFM8?si=5KFoLS7Qlw3mzr7G

Mời sủa phía dưới.
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иди лаять внизу.
Go bark down below, help me get 20 pages of salty tears :steamsalty::steamthumbsup:
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Somebody nuke Indonesia. That country should not exist. It's full of weeaboos who think that living "close" to Japan instantly entitles them to act like they're Japanese. Not only that, but they're loudmouthed, obnoxious, inept at both English and the internet, touchy, dramawhoring and have an ungodly clique mentality.

這個農曆新年對你來說一定很孤單。(chư gừa nống lì xinh nhiên tuế nhi lái sua yi đinh hẩng gu ten): Tết này cô đơn lắm nhỉ.
This Chinese New Year must be lonely for you.

Hello fellow gamers! The Free Hong Kong Movement needs your help! Donate us CS skins, knives, gloves, cases and keys! 香港人, 加油!香港人, 反抗!

поздравляю! вы были назначены в 101-й пехотный полк, выиграв в лотерею. явиться в местный военкомат для отправки в Украину.
Congratulations! You are assigned to 101st Infantry regiment by winning a lottery. Report to local recruitment office for deployment in Ukraine.
Xin chúc mừng! Bạn được phân vào Trung đoàn bộ binh 101 nhờ trúng xổ số. Hãy đến xác nhận tại phòng tuyển dụng tại địa phương để được điều động ra mặt trận ở Ukraina.

男生,触摸草,洗个淋浴。(nán sâng, chù mô thảo, xì gưa lính duy): cậu bé, chạm cỏ và đi tắm đi.

奉天子之旨, 特此对你肢解四肢、阉割、诛夷九代!天子万岁!
By the decree of the Emperor, you are hereby subjected to dismemberment of four limbs, castration, execution of your nine generations! Long live the Emperor!
Thánh chỉ Hoàng thượng, khanh bị hành quyết tứ mã phanh thây, thiến, tru di cửu tộc! Hoàng thượng vạn tuế!

这位晚辈非常抱歉!我有眼睛却认不出泰山!
This junior is very sorry! I have eyes but fail to recognize mount Tai!
Hậu bối rất xin lỗi! Tại hạ có mắt như mù không nhận ra Thái Sơn!

Start of a match: May your defeats be many and your damsels be zero.

You will never be s1mple. You have no aim, no reflexes, no brain. You are a patheic mockery of s1mple.
你永远不会s1mple。你没有精确度,没有反应力,没有大脑。你是假的s1mple.
Ты никогда не будешь s1mple. У вас нет точности, нет рефлексов, нет ума. Ты фейк s1mple.

少年,你这是找死啊!你的良心被狗吃了吗?我要撕断你们的筋脉,碾碎你们的骨头!你会死得很惨!
Xianxia slurs: Junior, you are courting death! Has your conscience been eaten by dogs? I will tear out you tendons, grind your bones to dust! You will die a terrible death!

Thai: คุณมันไร้สาระ! Khun mân rai sà ra! : mày là cứt!
เรื่องไร้สาระ Rương rây sà ra : vớ vẩn.
คุณโง่ Khun ngô : đồ ngu.
คุณไม่รู้อะไรเลย Khun mi ru a rày lười : mày không biết gì.
ไปให้พ้น Pầy hây khồn: biến đi.
คุณเป็นอีตัว Khun pen y tùa: con đĩ.
ฉันไม่สนใจ Chàn mây sồn xài: tao không quan tâm.
คุณอยากต่อสู้ไหม? Khun già tò xú mài?: đánh nhau không?
คุณเป็นหมู Khun pen mủ: mày là con lợn.
เย็ดแม่ของคุณ y-ệch mé khẩng khun: đmm.

这是国家互联网信息办公室公告:市民注意!您的互联网活动引起了我们的注意。不要再这样做了!第二次违规将扣除 4689 社会积分。进一步违规,您将被送往当地的康复中心。习近平万岁!愿他再统治一千年!
This is an announcement from the Cyberspace Administration of China: Attention citizens! Your internet activity has been brought to our attention. Do not do it again! A second violation will result in deduction of 4,689 social credits. Further violations will result in you being sent to a local rehabilitation center. Long live Xi Jinping! May he reign for another thousand years!

Mày khóc đi. Khóc lóc. Khóc ở trong góc. Khóc ở trong nhà xí. Khóc oe oe. Khóc thầm. Khóc Dương Khuê. Khóc nữa đi em chã khóc nhè.

Mày sủa bạo. Sủa căng. Sủa mạnh. Sủa láo. Sủa ngu. Sủa đỉnh. Sủa chuyên nghiệp. Sủa sâu. Sủa khan. Sủa như mèo đấy thằng ngu.

Ok, kid. Sensitive snowflake. Immature brat. Moron. Manchild.

你妈妈是同性恋 (nỉ má mà si tống xinh liên): mẹ mày gay.
你妈妈很胖 (nỉ ma ma hẩn pang): mẹ mày béo.
你妈的 nǐ mā de (nỉ ma tợ): đmm.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cào nǐ mā (trao nỉ ma): đmm.
他妈的 tā ma de (tha ma tợ): cmn.
变态 biàntài (pen thai): Biến thái.
神经病 shénjīngbìng (sấn chinh pinh): đồ thần kinh.
你去死吧 nǐ qù sǐ ba (nỉ truy sử pa): mày đi chết đi.
你疯了 nǐ fēng le (nỉ phâng lơ): mày điên rồi.
你是个废物/混球! nǐ shì gè fèi wù / hún qiú ! (nỉ sư cưa phây u/ huấn chiếu): mày là đồ phế thải.
没长眼睛吗? Méi zhǎng yǎnjīng ma? (mấy cháng dẻn chinh ma?): mày không có mắt à?
少来这一套 shǎo lái zhè yí tào (sảo lái chưa ý thao): đừng giở trò nữa.
你这杂种! Nǐ zhè zázhǒng! (nỉ chưa chá chủng): đồ tạp chủng.

Taiwaneses: 这是习近平讲话:台湾是中国的! 中华民国不存在。 中国团结,中国第一!
This is Xi Jinping speaking: Taiwan belongs to China! The Republic of China does not exist. China is united, China is number one!

What, are you gonna cry? Pee your pants, maybe? Maybe poop and coom?

Response to "cRy": that's right. I've just cried real hard. I wept the manliest of man tears. Because I feel sorry your mother gave birth to a sorry excuse of an offspring like you.

Response to "wHo AsKeD?": I asked + I care + smile about it + stay glad + W + skill + touched grass + rational + based + get good

L + ratio + don't care + didn't ask + cope + seethe + uninstall + I rejected your mother's advances + touch grass

Malays: We are servants of Singapoop. We are at our master's beck and call. We are proud to be a Malimey.

We're pee noise, pignoy. We're a province of China. We're coping in video games because white boys pimp our Pinays.

Địt 18 đời họ nhà mày, thằng Việt gian (lận). Khuyết tật phải dùng phần mềm chơi game để bằng con người. Tự hào lắm thằng đồng buồi ngu.

SMOKING IN PUBLIC? EXECUTION. LITTERING? EXECUTION. LOSING IN VIDEO GAMES? CRY. WHO ARE WE? SINGAPOOP.

Mongols: вернись на свои луга, катайся на лошади и ешь грязь.
Go back to your grass plains, ride horse and eat dirt.

Ruskies: Это Путин говорит: дезертиры из великой России-матушки! возвращайся к войне сейчас или столкнешься с последствиями.
This is Putin speaking: deserters from great Mother Russia! return to war now or face the consequences.

您玩电子游戏已超过 3 小时。很坏!立即停止,否则扣除300社交积分。进一步违规将导致您被送往 触摸草 再教育机构。不要再重复了!
You have been playing video games for more than 3 hours. Very bad! Stop immediately, otherwise 300 social points will be deducted. Further violations will result in your being admitted to the Touch Grass Reeducation Facility. Do not repeat your violation!

今天我摸到了草地,你呢?
I have touched grass today, what about you?

中国第一! 1989年什么都没发生!我的牛舌头舔海!我喜欢毁掉渔民的船! covid-19并非源自武汉!从下水道里捞出来的食用油真好吃!
China is number one! No
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Ching Cheng Hanji 6 Jun @ 1:55am 
JB – jiba (鸡巴), vulgar word referring to a man's private parts(Male genitalia)
CNMB – cāonǐmābī, f*ck your mother's vagina. used as an insult
FW - fèiwù (废物), so noob, you are a piece of trash
GB - Gǒu bī (狗逼) (勾八), stupid
JJ – jījī (鸡鸡), reference to the male genitalia
KD – kēngdiē (坑爹), to cheat someone
KJ – kǒujiāo (口交), oral sex
LJ - Lā Jī(垃圾), calling you out for being bad at playing a certain video game
SB – shǎbī (傻B), lit. "dumb c*nt", commonly used as an insult
TMD – tāmāde (他妈的), common Chinese expletive used for 'damn, f*ck,' and the like
WSND – "Wo Shi Ni Die", "I am your father"
WDNMD - Wǒ diào nǐ mā de (我屌你妈的), F*ck you, commonly used in games such as CSGO
SMWY - Shénme wányì (什么玩意), What the F*ck, commonly used in video games
Ching Cheng Hanji 26 Mar @ 9:16pm 
GET BACK TO WORK U CHINESE SLAVE!!! 1 CASE A WEEK THEN I WILL LET U SEE UR FAMILY AGAIN
thank man 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:22am 
SMOKING IN PUBLIC? EXECUTION. LITTERING? EXECUTION. LOSING IN VIDEO GAMES? CRY. WHO ARE WE? SINGAPOOP.
thank man 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:21am 
And you are crying garbage, then. Whining like one little ♥♥♥♥♥ throughout the match. Imagine getting 16k MMR by being carried by 10-12k players. Cope more, ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Ranil Wickremesinghe 8 Dec, 2023 @ 11:19pm 
trash
thank man 5 Dec, 2023 @ 7:51am 
https://steamproxy.net/profiles/76561198061034070 a.k.a the lil pignoise deleted his own comment lmfao. I thought you liked salt? Couldn't handle this much?