Favorite Music: Radiohead, Linkin Park, Jimmy Eat World
Favorite Movies: The Matrix, Mean Girls, Truman Show
Favorite Games: The Sims, The Specialists (matrix half life mod), Animal Crossing
Favorite Websites (check them out!): Newgrounds.com , Ebaumsworld.com , susans.org

CPU: Intel Pentium 4 2.8 GHz
GPU: NVIDIA GeForce4 Ti 4200 128MB
RAM: 512MB DDR
HDD: 80GB 7200RPM
Motherboard: ASUS P4P800
Sound Card: Sound Blaster Audigy 2
Optical Drive: 52x CD-ROM
Networking: 56k Dial-up (but we're getting broadband soon!)
Case: Ultra Wizard Steel Series ATX Mid Tower w/ USB 2.0
OS: Windows XP
Web Browser: Mozilla Firebird 0.6.1 (It's much better than Internet Explorer!)


Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo momma so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid ? to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".. .. Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,dumb ass?