I have your phone with me since you wear pocketless pants. But I will return it tomorrow.
I'll have it charged too since I have a Samsung charger.

You think that just because I masturbate to furry porn I'm a furry? Think again, maggot. The furry fandom is a breeding ground for the most advanced autism this planet has ever seen. Every day, thousands are consumed by a tidal wave of OwO and cancerous roleplaying, and the foundations of our society slowly weaken under the constant onslaught of weapons-grade cringe. Our founding fathers recoil in disgust as people dress up as animals and buy giant dildos on the Internet, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ each other in sweaty drunken homosexual orgies and traumatizing children in droves. Every second we draw closer to Furry Armageddon, and you sit there saying stupid ♥♥♥♥ on the Internet. To compare someone to a furry is the most heinous insult imaginable. When your door gets broken down by a rainbow wolf/deer hybrid and you get yiffed into oblivion, then we'll see who's laughing. This is a real threat and it must be treated with extreme solemnity.

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*YAAAAAAAAAAWN*

Oh hey there wagecuck! Another busy day ahead for you at work, huh? Don't worry, being a NEET isn't all that great, I have to decide on what to do today. I've narrowed it down to the following:

- Read a new book
- Learn a new aspect of science
- Try and beat my local country clubs course record (pulled a 7 under last week)
- Take my Ferrari for a spin
- ♥♥♥♥ my wagecuck neighbours girlfriend (could be yours, actually)
- Score a symphony

Any suggestion wagecucks? Gosh, life sure can be tricky as a NEET sometimes!

Oh, and remember. Another day, another dollar.

Already 5 minutes? Where does the time go?

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