He was made in a twink factory…for TWINKS

Penis

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SEND THIS ♥♥♥♥ TRUCK TO 10 OTHER FRIENDS OR YOU WILL BE CURSED TO A LIFE WITHOUT A ♥♥♥♥

I want to ♥♥♥♥ mitochondria. I fantasize every night about pumping my throbbing ♥♥♥♥ into the warm, soft cristae of those sexy powerhouses. I want to feel the buzz of energy as the electrons orbit in the gravitational field of my massive ♥♥♥♥. I want to feel the hot tightness of the mitochondrial membranes rubbing against my ♥♥♥♥ as I thrust it in and out of ATP synthases until I orgasm, washing the mitochondria with my ♥♥♥ like a tidal wave and mixing my own DNA with that of the mitochondria. Just thinking about it makes me want to explode with sexual energy.

Tits. Ass. ♥♥♥♥♥. Feet.
Long ago, the four kinks lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Feet Kink attacked.
Only the horny, master of all four kinks, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new horny, an Ass Eater named Ricardo, and although his ass is great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to ♥♥♥♥ anyone.
But I believe Ricardo can save sex.

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