He was made in a twink factory…for TWINKS

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SEND THIS ♥♥♥♥ TRUCK TO 10 OTHER FRIENDS OR YOU WILL BE CURSED TO A LIFE WITHOUT A ♥♥♥♥

I want to ♥♥♥♥ mitochondria. I fantasize every night about pumping my throbbing ♥♥♥♥ into the warm, soft cristae of those sexy powerhouses. I want to feel the buzz of energy as the electrons orbit in the gravitational field of my massive ♥♥♥♥. I want to feel the hot tightness of the mitochondrial membranes rubbing against my ♥♥♥♥ as I thrust it in and out of ATP synthases until I orgasm, washing the mitochondria with my ♥♥♥ like a tidal wave and mixing my own DNA with that of the mitochondria. Just thinking about it makes me want to explode with sexual energy.

Tits. Ass. ♥♥♥♥♥. Feet.
Long ago, the four kinks lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Feet Kink attacked.
Only the horny, master of all four kinks, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new horny, an Ass Eater named Ricardo, and although his ass is great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to ♥♥♥♥ anyone.
But I believe Ricardo can save sex.

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Mystery?!? WeeSnaw

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i dislike you

:( baby dont do this to me, please tell me why

I dislike you

I dislike you

I dislike you

@Abisser I don't even know who you are

I love you very much, come here

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Cully, now I know I was wrong
I messed up and now you're gone
Cully, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away
And leave me feeling this empty
Your meow right now would sound like music to me
Please come home 'cause I miss you, Cully

[Chorus]
Cully, come home
Cully, come home
Cully, come home

[Verse 2]
Cully, can't you see I was blind?
I'll do anything to change your mind
More than a pet, you're my best friend
Too cool to forget, come back 'cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam
And now, my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading my latest three-word poem

[Chorus]
Cully, come home
Cully, come home
Cully, come home
Cully, come home
Cully, come home
Cully, come home
Cully, come home
Cully, come home
Cully, come home
Cully, come home
Cully, won't you come home?

Hey, Vsauce, Michael here! Down here. But which way is down? And how much does down weigh? Well, down weighs about 1/100 of a g/cm3 . It is light, and airy, which makes it a great source of insulation and buoyancy for waterbirds. But if you let go of down, it falls down. So that's which way down is, it's the direction that gravity is pulling everything. Now for someone on the other side of the Earth, my down is their up, but where are falling things going? Why do things fall? Are they being pushed or pulled? Or, is it because of TIME TRAVEL.

Nani the ♥♥♥♥?!

NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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10/10 food

Just noticed your profile picture, thats some mountainous ♥♥♥♥

just noticed your profile picture, thats some nightmare ♥♥♥♥

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THINGS!

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yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

What if i want to be eaten

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lol

do we need to put u in butler, squirl

Cullens talking to himself again /s

is someone frustrated?

u deck

do you wanna fight

u no

what

youre off center nub mlgpro420quickscope360blazeit

You're off center

but its off center

"Its Me"

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