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5 people found this review helpful
13.8 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I cannot recommend this game as the AI straight up cheats (apart from bandits) in combat having more of everything and end game equipment straight away. They will be seen rolling around with a full army on year 1 of the game and control the entire map straight away. You do have a grace period where the AI swallows nearly all the regions and you may be able to claim the last remaining bandit controlled one. but shortly after you will fail when he attacks. I recommend you only play the peaceful city building mode as that is fun and will save you frustration of wasting 10+ hours of your life. Maybe will be resolved in the future as it is early access but as it stands not great. (Edit the only way i can see it being remotely possible to win is to re roll every game until you have a Royal iron deposit and then focus on nothing but the smithing tree to make the end game armour. This game only gives you 4 skills points and locks you entirely out of the other skill trees for that settlement.)
Posted 30 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
4.9 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Life in a Russian Bloc Simulator
Posted 5 April, 2024.
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20.3 hrs on record (19.9 hrs at review time)
cards
Posted 26 March, 2024. Last edited 28 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record
Game is for ♥♥♥♥♥♥s
Posted 2 October, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
23.7 hrs on record (23.1 hrs at review time)
Game actually becomes Impossible was fun for the first 10 hours the other 10 is me being afk
Posted 2 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
3.8 hrs on record
Game has horrible performance due to Denuvo, which does fixes itself once you unlock the "online" component, but that is still a 1-2 hours of game play before then. So you are essentially always forced to play online or suffer frame drops to the 20's or lower after every level. This has been proven as the cracked version runs flawlessly. That aside this game does not respect your time. The core game play is about finding "keycards", to access other parts of the previously explored FOUR levels. This gives access to more "keycards" to return to other previously explored areas for even more "keycards". Once you have all the "keycards" you can then finally complete the game by replaying all FOUR levels in the correct order stated by the "keycards".

When we play games we want to waste our time,
Not have our time wasted.
Posted 16 January, 2023.
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42.5 hrs on record
Very good, not often i 100% games but Spider-Man was extremely fun all the way through.

Now i hope the other game Spider-Mayng: Milton Mcgibbis is just as good
Posted 30 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.9 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
This game feels like a downgrade to Boneworks how do you ♥♥♥♥ up so badly?

The game was fine for like the first 3 or so hours, which mainly consisted of the prologue and hub world where you have to play mini games to advance the main story. This alone is retarded in itself but i had fun messing about so didn't mind too much. Once you leave the hub world and progress the story that was when i was greeted with nothing but frustration, bugs and entire level restarts.

Climbing mechanics seem worse than Boneworks although they were dreadful before, Bonelabs seems to have gone overboard with every other puzzle or path requiring you to climb something resulting in your arms glitching in and out of things and then making it to the top only to fight the game itself to get above the ledge. I knew the solution to this path i was meant to take but ended up fighting the game for 15 mins as the platform slides causing the physics and tracking of what you grabbed to completely break.

The puzzle before that, once figured out requires to use a device to lift a object to proceed. It clipped out of bounds requiring a restart of the level (loss of 10 minutes from the hub world)

The final straw that made me need to take a break is a section in a minecart, I had seemed to get stuck with no solution in sight and no way to exit the minecart. The eject button wouldn't work on the controller and no physical object in game to use. So i thought if i restarted the level it would take me roughly 5 or so minutes to get back to that part (like it did from the hub world). Nope this game restarts you from the previous level so fair warning (DO NOT RESTART LEVEL.) I had wasted roughly 30-40 mins along with that i would of had to do that glitchy climb that i was previously fighting against.

The graphics are a straight up downgrade from Boneworks. This must be because of the quest 2 standalone version so they downgraded the PC version. It has a weird "smog" that seems to be hard coded to hide bad draw distances i'm guessing it is more intense on the quest 2 version but y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up having it on PCVR.

As of writing this with 4 hours playtime i can not recommend this game. Play Boneworks instead if you haven't its cheaper, more fun and polished.
Posted 29 September, 2022.
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7.1 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
Wilson
Posted 31 August, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Technical issues, no support for controller or wheel in menus (have to use the mouse every time) WTF? Cars feel unrealistic to their counterparts IRL across the board and feel very floaty, physics are terrible . Overall a awful sim the worst one i've played. Would not recommend plenty of better sim racers out there.
Posted 27 May, 2022.
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