My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world.

WAIT OH MY GOD IS THAT A BREAKING BAD REFERENCE

They figure me a dead ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Oddy Nuff da Snow Leopard in a deep slumber
Hibernatin' for another three summers, slumped in a deep tundra
Still a mean mugger even though my eyes froze shut, uh
Tell 'em keep comin', I'm not done
Gather my foes and then I cut out their tongue
Gather my hoes and then I have 'em meet each other
'Cause they're making me suffer, tryna pick who is the one, uh
Always lookin' down, my head wеighs like one ton
Heavy liеs the crown, lock 'em all up in a dungeon
Should have died like five times now, Ruby's got like nine lives, how?
Live from Mount Sinai
Wiped out my enemies, I might sign out
Isn't it so convincin' how that noose hang 'round my throat?
Still here longer than I hoped, all I know is I don't know
Dreams of me vanishin' in the abyss
Thinkin' Hell gotta be better than this
Music or dope, either way, I don't miss
Solutions like Ruby, they do not exist

-rep crip not a blood

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104