+rep literally THE GOAT good funny and lovely teammate <333

"I may wield the sword of destiny, but sometimes, destiny cuts deeper than any blade." - Lonk

In a kingdom not so far away, there lived Lonk, a hero with a unique superpower – social distancing! While others battled dragons, Lonk perfected the art of keeping six feet away from everyone.

Lonk's days were filled with avoiding handshakes, dodging hugs, and sidestepping small talk. His motto? "Stay back, stay safe, stay awkward."

Despite his quirky ways, Lonk became a legend. He left care packages of hand sanitizer and toilet paper for his neighbors, ensuring they were prepared for any challenge.

When a plague threatened the kingdom, Lonk was called upon. Armed with hand sanitizer and a face mask, he spread the word of staying apart while coming together in spirit.

In the end, it wasn't a sword that saved the kingdom, but Lonk's commitment to social distancing. His legend lived on, inspiring others to stay safe, stay distant, and stay hilarious.

In a remote corner of the internet, Quandale Dingle, a goonmaxxing enthusiast, resided in his cherished "Goon Cave." One day, Lonk, a modest individual, stumbled upon Quandale's domain. Intrigued by tales of goonmaxxing, Lonk visited Quandale, observing his rituals of self-admiration. Despite initial skepticism, Lonk gently introduced Quandale to the idea of deeper connections and meaningful relationships. Through Lonk's friendship, Quandale learned that true fulfillment transcended mere self-love. Together, they embarked on a journey of companionship, laughter, and newfound understanding, proving that genuine human connection far outweighed the allure of solitary admiration.

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’