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+rep literally THE GOAT good funny and lovely teammate <333

"I may wield the sword of destiny, but sometimes, destiny cuts deeper than any blade." - Lonk

In a kingdom not so far away, there lived Lonk, a hero with a unique superpower – social distancing! While others battled dragons, Lonk perfected the art of keeping six feet away from everyone.

Lonk's days were filled with avoiding handshakes, dodging hugs, and sidestepping small talk. His motto? "Stay back, stay safe, stay awkward."

Despite his quirky ways, Lonk became a legend. He left care packages of hand sanitizer and toilet paper for his neighbors, ensuring they were prepared for any challenge.

When a plague threatened the kingdom, Lonk was called upon. Armed with hand sanitizer and a face mask, he spread the word of staying apart while coming together in spirit.

In the end, it wasn't a sword that saved the kingdom, but Lonk's commitment to social distancing. His legend lived on, inspiring others to stay safe, stay distant, and stay hilarious.

In a remote corner of the internet, Quandale Dingle, a goonmaxxing enthusiast, resided in his cherished "Goon Cave." One day, Lonk, a modest individual, stumbled upon Quandale's domain. Intrigued by tales of goonmaxxing, Lonk visited Quandale, observing his rituals of self-admiration. Despite initial skepticism, Lonk gently introduced Quandale to the idea of deeper connections and meaningful relationships. Through Lonk's friendship, Quandale learned that true fulfillment transcended mere self-love. Together, they embarked on a journey of companionship, laughter, and newfound understanding, proving that genuine human connection far outweighed the allure of solitary admiration.