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Jake   Faroe Islands
 
 
Nothing gets you laid like a dead wife. Sadly the effect does not scale, after three they get suspicious.

R.I.P polaris66 September 19, 1997 - March 15, 2016
A Brother Fallen But Not Forgotten.
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Captain O'MaLLy 1 Mar, 2017 @ 9:07pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture ((I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly. We should really play left 4 dead sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you have a nice ass
$UI 29 Mar, 2016 @ 12:08am 
cuz i'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wizard.
Ralii 31 Jan, 2016 @ 7:59pm 
"They don't call me John Thundercock for nothing, no litterally they don't call me John Thundercock" -Jake 2016
Eris_Ex on twitch 21 Aug, 2015 @ 10:18pm 
"my fingers are made of ♥♥♥♥," -jake 2k15
Ralii 17 Aug, 2015 @ 7:14pm 
"I dont give a ♥♥♥♥, i'll be in a human centipede" Jake while playing DayZ
Eris_Ex on twitch 6 Jan, 2015 @ 8:39pm 
"i think with BULLETS"
jake 2015