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This game here on release hit DiFfErEnT!!!! Best believe me and my boy rinsed this in the first couple of days of release. Once you get used to the AI and abuse blind mines the game becomes infinity easy managed to complete all difficulties and all dat. Only challenging game mode was the Omega Program which required both you and friend to be good at the game, however there was no incentive given for the player to complete the program. Not even a room decoration. Also no achievements? Extremely low content but was definitely worth the 38 hours of playtime it gave. Bare in mind i played during the early release stage of the game.

This game is a certified hood classic, how can I start the game and see some likkle malnourished slaphead kid running around tryna push me around like im some ediyat. Obviously the game told me not to shoot him, but I didnt listen, at first it didn't let me shoot him. But obviously the bad man that I am from back in my double tap days, I managed to pressure the game into letting me blem one into the slaphead's beanie. Then his mom came around asking where her son went I had to respectfully tell her to charge it.

I met a booky fisherman, bro knows too much was moving like an informant gave me ptsd to my under-boss days where I got snaked by my marj who ended up being an under cover agent for 69 years since my birth. But I had no other option but to trust the fisherman after he said wallahi, he wasn't lying. After that I never saw him again, I hope hes still alive. But if I had to put vbucks on it I bet he got blemmed by secret services for chatting too much certified bangers, he was moving like tate and ye.

A bit further into the game I saw a little bald nonce with a trench coat i had to see wagwan for my man. This was the worst mistake I ever made, bro was shotting 1 gallon samples of his alien nut in a bottle for free. Idk who would even buy that, morale of the story I left with an extra item in my inventory.

Overall I recommend this game to everyone. Made me giggle and chuckle. 10/10. One complaint is that the game is shorter than a rass moving like my bro aaron. You can 100% the game with all achievements within 15 hours without trying.

My biggest complaint would have to be that the weapons given are basically pointless and useless, puzzles aren't hard but at first you're confused on what to do as the puzzles are so random. but after getting used to the first puzzle you learn what to do. The game does not give the player any guidance which i actually like.

If you are looking for a fps type game this is not it. There is barely any combat, and when there is the combat scaling is not done very well. Killing enemies is not hard but extremely time consuming based on the reload times.

This game is perfect if you are looking for a walking scenery simulator with puzzles.

(I did not finish the game).

I jumped on the game with a couple of my boys and we made a nice bando during day time. But as soon as it turned night time one bald headed nonce jumped out screaming like one nitty. obviously me and the mandem had to glide out and clap him up with a rock, then we grilled him on a camp fire and used his bones as clothing. When you get to day 10 and above some weird ♥♥♥♥ starts to happen the bald nonces start turning blue and some are wam and fat. But the worst is when some hoe with 19 legs starts dashing out babies out of her loose coochie at your yard.

Overall i recommend this game to people that have friends otherwise this aint the one.

This game was certi, the details and shooting mechanics are amazing, reminds me of the times i got down 2 of my opps d... and sh..

i managed to find some sort of kkk meeting in the woods at first i was shocked and surprised but then i realised i got the drop on them and mashed all of them up. the leader dropped a note. but im dyslexia so i just aired it.

bumbarasclat dont get me started on this game, the starting phase is extremely boring luckily i had friends with me to speed up the process. all i am gonna say is dont jump in the water the shark is on smoke he will target your nyash within 0.3 seconds of dipping your toes in. In late game me and the mandem managed to catch the shark on a lack and clap him off, we was gassed thinking we can grab all the scrap without a problem but then he just respawned on even more smoke and squad wiped us.

i recommend this game only if you have friends, if not then this aint the one for you. The shark will just keep mashing you up.

So firstly the multiplayer was mid, how can man be trying to shoot an opp and he's jumping from wall to wall like spiderman. I can swear that the game hates me how can my bullets do damage equivalent to a bb pellet whilst the enemies are mowing me down in 0.00023 seconds without me having any time to react.

Playing search and destroy 98% of the time you will get ass team, let me give you an example, i run in on b site blasting my gun shooting these bb pellets that seem to be healing the enemy for the most part. i get my likkle 2 piece, plant the bomb and hold down the site post plant whilst my team is just faffing about trying to defuse the bomb i just planted.

Now for zombies i managed to get to round 6 on shadows after hours of playing, i manage to get past the first 4 rounds with ease however by round 5 the zombies are on steroids, idk what happens but the zombies all become usaint blot and chase after you in seconds before you can even move the joystick to try run away.

Overall the game is meady.

This game was a bik of sticky one styll. The game was difficult and dont get it twisted it wasnt a skill issue, i was clarting cheeks left right and centre, the issue was my team. beginning in gold nova you have a 90% chance that your team is russian and share 3 braincells between the four of them. you may think that once you get to a higher rank your teammates get better, let me reassure you this was not the case. Even in Supreme Master you will encounter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammates that are rocking the T crosshair and ten toes down A long on dust 2 with smgs against awps. After getting around 1,700 hours on this game between all my accounts i have been diagnosed with aids and have developed a hostility to russians.

Overall this game will teach you russian swear words faster than duolingo.