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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 7.9 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 30 Jun, 2017 @ 12:16pm
Updated: 30 Jun, 2017 @ 12:18pm

A lovely family adventure about a young man and his fiance on their honeymoon.

In this game you play as the glorious American hero Chris Redfield as he enjoys sharing intimacies with his new bride Sheva whilst they travel through the picturesque African plains, however this is interrupted by the CIA sent on a mission from Hillary Clinton to destroy their precious marriage.

SPOILER: 2 weeks before the wedding Chris was browsing Twitter and retweeted this image: https://img.ifcdn.com/images/2d3624aaf7de2bfc44daac73d92871bd6aef3292d1e0e5a13bc63012bbf89395_1.jpg
this enraged the reptilian priestess Hillary Clinton and was the basis of the CIA's covert operation to disrupt his marriage.

However Chris refuses to go down without a fight and along with Sheva, he chooses to embark on a meme Jihad in order to preserve the precious memes and to defend Kekistani refugees from being persecuted by Clinton. In order to do this he must travel to Meme Mecca or as the normies call it 'Somalia'.

Overall this game is a perfectly paced and tasteful romantic comedy that can be enjoyed by all ages. However it is made very apparent that the target audience is those aged between 5 and 12 meaning this is a must buy for any parent looking to entertain their young children. So if you do happen to be a parent with a young child and you're reading this do not hesitate to allow your child to embark on this wonderful and lifechanging journey. This game is also perfect for any children who suffer from night terrors as after playing this masterpiece I was no longer haunted by the frequent dreams of my Scout leader raping me.

10/10 would recommend.
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