Names's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:49pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:59am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:42am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:17am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:40pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:09pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:21pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:13am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:26pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:27pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:44am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:44am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:44am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:18am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 11:56am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:02am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:17am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:05am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:57am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:53pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:44am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:34am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 9:49pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:25pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:59pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 8:07pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 3:08pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 1:15pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:33am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:16am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:36am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:25pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:13am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:42am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:05am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:41pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:14am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:17am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 12:13am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:44am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:27pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:05am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:27am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:34am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 8:49pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:47am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:17pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:34am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:49am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:58am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:12am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 5:28pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 11:58am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 9:54am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:22am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:53am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 4:46pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:49am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:27am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:27am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 11:52am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:45am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:33am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 8:39am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:35am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:25pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:57am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:26am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:26am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:26am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:01am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 2:22am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:45pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:35pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 12:17am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:44pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 12:24am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 12:24am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 6:56pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 12:02pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 11:58am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:44am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 11:41pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 12:19am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 8:12pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:53am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:26am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:26am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:26am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:57am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:09am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:57am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:39am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:17am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:58am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:36pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:05pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 7:31am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 7:31am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:28pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:28am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 11:07am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 9:49pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:22am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:22pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:39pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:14pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 5:08pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:12am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:05am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:56am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:27am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:22pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 6:31pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:47am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:48am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 10:25am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 9:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 5:25pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 5:07pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:56am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:27am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:40am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 9:00am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:19pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 1:17am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 9:40am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 3:53pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:20am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 12:32pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 8:01am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 10:38am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 3:56pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:04pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 8:49pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:12pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 11:09pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 3:44pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2022 @ 10:25am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 11:22am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 May, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 9:52pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 10:56pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 10:49am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 12:22pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 4:36pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Apr, 2022 @ 4:14pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Apr, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2022 @ 11:22am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 May, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 12:44am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 12:44am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 8:58pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:31am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:44am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 8:52pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:49am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:34am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 11:28am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 11:07am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 12:36am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 10:04am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:19pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:14am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 8:57am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 7:27am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:56pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:45pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:38pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 11:36am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 9:59pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 10:40am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 1:09pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 7:42pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:16am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 28 Apr @ 2:54am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 10:43am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:04pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 10:38am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 12:27am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 12:43am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 12:44am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 5:26pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 21 Apr @ 11:22am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 8:48am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Mar @ 2:54am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 9:35pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 10:40am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:52am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:53am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 9:40am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:21pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:04am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:20am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:21pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Apr @ 12:12am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:41pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:01am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:26pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Apr @ 2:20pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:01am

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 11:43am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 10:39am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:31pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 23 Apr @ 11:43am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 24 Apr @ 7:00pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 22 Jun @ 8:20pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 29 May @ 10:33pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:24pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 12:41am