Banana Jesus
Michigan, United States
Going to Hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small caesar salad that I do not finish. I tip $200 and proceed to kill myself with a katana in the parking lot
Going to Hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small caesar salad that I do not finish. I tip $200 and proceed to kill myself with a katana in the parking lot
Currently Offline
Recent Activity
598 hrs on record
last played on 28 May
227 hrs on record
last played on 28 May
2,323 hrs on record
last played on 28 May
I Eat Cardboard 3 May @ 8:12pm 
can I go to Hooters with you?
Leon Kennedy (real) 1 May @ 11:56pm 
too bad jesus isnt real, he wont save you hag
ttv/43cynn 30 Apr @ 9:04pm 
comp vpn
LetmechokeU<3 9 Apr @ 4:38pm 
BM player -rep
Rice 3 Apr @ 10:19pm 
-rep i have to tbag in order to escape the game wont let me if i dont
GallonofPCP 28 Mar @ 7:20pm 
In Metal Gear Solid 1 you play as Solid Snake, a genetically cloned super-soilder as he infiltrates Shadow Moses a remote military compound now under the control of terrorist super-cell unit called Foxhound. The terrorists all have super-powers because they were genetically enhanced with top secret nanomachines, Snake uses his own nanomachines to rescue Darpa chief but then master chiefs nanomachines make him have a heart attack. Then Ninja Gayden kills everyone and snake has to shoot at him so that he will reveal his true self

it turns out octogon was the ninja all the time, he reveals that he is a gay anime guy and he only built metal gear as part of his show-stopping cosplay.
*theyre gona put a dismantled nuclear missile into metal gears missile module ? - wrong they're using metal gear as peace-walker to nuclear strike its own self in order to reverse reality. By doing this they can create an infinite amount of metal gears and sell them all for one million dollars.