Big Chungus
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
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Lunula 20 Jul, 2018 @ 2:57pm 
Just me and my 💕pope💕, hanging out and I got pretty zealous🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something great 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me a 💦crusade!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 Saracens! 💦 Muslims!💦 dead by my hand💦 😍 It makes 💘God💘 😊happy😊 to claim the holy land... 💕💦😫DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! 😫💦💕 1 crusade💦, 2 crusades💦💦, 3 crusades💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘God's💘 👑judgment 👑going off to war! 💟 It makes me feel Holy💗!It makes me feel good 💜! 💘💘💘It makes me feel everything a pious man should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
ArMaGeDdOn, the Chiseled Chin 25 Dec, 2017 @ 1:50pm 
We get back to the castle after a long day of mining. I remove my diamond armor, and unequip my sword. You see my long flowing blonde hair escape my helmet. My slightly sweaty body glistens in the torchlight. Your diamond pickaxe is throbbing. Continue as Steve from Minecraft
Lunula 27 Apr, 2017 @ 7:17am 
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ********* so Satan couldn't stick his ♥♥♥♥ in my pooper and make me gay.
Lunula 27 Apr, 2017 @ 7:14am 
Im in need of Dominant Daddies. preferebly in their 20s 30s ~
im 17, Gay, Sissy little princess boy in need of an Alpha male.. with a rather Large... Veiny.. Uncut Big headed ♥♥♥♥ for me to Worship on.
i love older men. it turns me on and i feel safe around them. ~ im into everything except scat and vore (Pee is Okay i love it)
i cant wait to Worship and serve you daddy. add me ♥ Ask me anything
♥♥♥♥ and men is all that i can think of. Being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and sucking ♥♥♥♥ in everyway is all i can think. Pleasing men is what i do best. treat me like the little sissy princess boy as i gulp down your Precious thick.. goeeyy milk... stretch my Virgin pink hole 24/7..
i love and worship ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥.. and alpha men..
Big Chungus 9 Feb, 2017 @ 9:44am 
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Rekhoem 9 Feb, 2017 @ 3:37am 
You have been elected to join the Wehrmacht!