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YER POISTIN LOICENSE HAS EXPOIRED!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
ONE HUNNIT TESCO CLUBCARD POINTS 'AVE BIN DEDUCTED FROM YER ACCOUN'!!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
YER THREE QUID MEAL DEAL IS GONNA BE A FIVER FROM NOW ON!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
YER WILL ALSO ONLY BE ABLE TER CHOOSE FROM A CHICKEN OR 'AM SANDWICH!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
FAILURE TO RENEW YER LOICENCE IS GONNA RESUL' IN THA LOSS OV MORE CLUBCARD POINTS!!!!!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼‍♀️👱👩🏻‍🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼

🏮GONG XI ♥♥♥♥ CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐍 SNAKE 🐍 You know what this means 👀 for all the 👧 XIAO MEIMEIS 👧 Time to get sexy ♨️ and wear your tightest 👚 QIPAO 👗👠 because 大哥's SNAKE is sliding up your legs tonight! 😈 Don't forget to show AHGONG 👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊😜😜 for those THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️❗❗ when DA GE 🧑comes to your house 🏡 show him your lucky 👙 RED UNDERWEAR 👙 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠 YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊

Cringe 😂😳??!!
Is that all 💯 you 👉🏼 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👌 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕 cay say 🗣?!
Durr 🥴 based 👌 based 👌 based 👌 cringe 😳 cringe 😬
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I 👁 Feel 😁 Like 😄 I’m In a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍑 asylum 🥰😋✨
Full 🌝 of dementia 💫 Ridden old 👴 people 👨
That can do nothing 🚫
but 🍑 repeat ✂📋 the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 words 📓 on 🔛 loop 🔄
Like 👍🏽 a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👉🍆💢 broken 💔🖤 record 📹
Cringe 😳 Cringe 😬 Cringe 😬 Cringe 😬
Cringe 😬 based ✊👌 based 👌🔥
Onions 🧅 Onions 🌰
Snoyy
Onions 🌰 Lol 😂🖕 Onions 🧅

Cringe 😬
Boomer 🏌🏻
Le 🅰 zoomer 🆗😂
I 👥 am Boomer 💥
Go 🏃 Zoom 🔎 Zoom 👁 Zoomies
Zoomer 🆗😂 Going 🏃 Zoomies
NNGAAAHHH
I 👁 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🖕 Hate 😡 The Internet 🌐 so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😤💢 Much 🔥
♥♥♥♥ 🖕
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👌
Honest 😇 To God 😇
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 Hope 🙏🙌 your 👉🤡👈 mother 👪📪🔡 chokes 🤭 on 🔛 her 👩 own feces 👌
In hell 🔥💀😫
You 👈 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦🍆
But 🍑 OHHHHHHHHHH
I 👥 know 🤔 my post 📝 is cringe 😬 isn’t it
Cringe 🤮😬 Cringe 😬 Cringy 😳 cringe 😳
Based 👌 Cringe 😳
Based 👌 Reddit 👽 Cringe 😬
Based 👉🏿👌🏿💦 Cringe 😬 Zoom 🔎 Cringe 😳
Onions 🍋 Cringe 😳 Based 👉🏿👌🏿💦
REDDIT 👽
BASED 👌
AHHHHHHHHHHH 🥵