This guy ♥♥♥♥♥ with a capital K

This dude has had me in his head so long, his brain is mine by squatters rights. Type of dude who likes water with his cereal. Probably parks in the shade on a hot day, this Tony Mc Kyle probably couldn't even read me the whole transcript of Red Fish, Blue Fish. If you ever wonder the type of person who cant read Dr. Seuss at 34 look no further. Certified Kyle

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It's COOL to be virgin!
Post this on the wall of a virgin friend and tell them how much of a VIRGIN they are!

Eating mustard with Oreos? Not in my Godd4mn Country.
To the Buffoons behind the USA Today crossword puzzle, Today's (2/12/20) clue for 10 down was "Cookie that some people eat with mustard", i eventually filled in "OREO." I was confused but willing to admit my ignorance for the sake of completing your godforsaken puzzle, and then i tried it. you bastards. I Would hope that given the cultural influence of the USA today crossword puzzle, the puzzle masters would exert some sort of quality review for their clues, oreos and mustard?---I can now inform you with learned experintial certainty---are WRETCHED. I would be very appreciative if you would kindly refund $0.14---the exact cost of the 4 Altoids i had to consume to get the taste out of my mouth---to my venmo. i'm willing to forgive the cost of the oreo:$0.18. the mustard was free. get your godd4m Mustard Out of my oreos you sick bastards.

This nub is hostile would not invite to my hot dog cook off even if my mom made me.