+rep
I posted a simple craigslist ad asking if anyone knew how to teach a dog to shake. He took it upon himself to drive to my house and put the dog to sleep with copious amounts of benadryl. Whatever he did, my dog can shake paws and sit now!
Minor side-effect, whenever I get out of the shower and the dog sees my peepee, he whimpers and bends down in a "recieving" postion. Little weird, but worth it.

+rep nice profile😉

+rep nice profile😉

-rep. i only wanted one fart video but he sent me eight, and each one was over three minutes long. statistics show that a lot of women have experienced sexual assault, but where are the statistics on men getting too many fart videos?

-rep shot my dog in front of my parents and then refused to pay for the damage caused by him crashing his dirt bike into my living room

there is a certain type of guy, and this dude is one of 'em. One of the guys where you spend time around him and just think "what if I lived in his butt?" Maybe even some odd thought like "what if he lived in mine?" That's why I find this dude so reputable. You'll never really know if it's more intriguing for him to live in your butt, or you in his. We, as humans, innately enjoy mystery; whichever butt either one of us lives in is a new adventure, and I am excited for either one.

Ze main sing I can says about zis man is zat he is have gun in him hands, and zen he does try to shoot at peopl. I will not says he hits zem, but he is does trying him best.

so sorry to hear about your french bull dog - although that piece of ♥♥♥♥ did have it coming! lol! Anyway, condolences, talk soon.

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+rep nice profile 😉

add me for a quick talk, i have an offer, i couldnt add you for some reason...

we safe here from the bombs ... *BOOM!*

+rep fast and fair

can we trade pls

+rep good trader

HAPPY BIRFDAY!

+rep good taste in shampoo and apple juice

Wow, this kid is so cool 10/10