Elj
ꜱʜʀᴇᴋ2ᴏɴᴅᴠᴅ   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it.

Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they wouldn't be British, they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Literal sea creatures??
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KNIGHT DUMMO 21 Dec, 2024 @ 11:29pm 
+rep
I posted a simple craigslist ad asking if anyone knew how to teach a dog to shake. He took it upon himself to drive to my house and put the dog to sleep with copious amounts of benadryl. Whatever he did, my dog can shake paws and sit now!
Minor side-effect, whenever I get out of the shower and the dog sees my peepee, he whimpers and bends down in a "recieving" postion. Little weird, but worth it.
76561199561641139 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:54am 
+rep nice profile😉
76561199162891473 30 Aug, 2024 @ 3:53pm 
+rep nice profile😉
KNIGHT DUMMO 2 Feb, 2024 @ 4:32am 
-rep. i only wanted one fart video but he sent me eight, and each one was over three minutes long. statistics show that a lot of women have experienced sexual assault, but where are the statistics on men getting too many fart videos?
KNIGHT DUMMO 2 Feb, 2024 @ 4:16am 
-rep shot my dog in front of my parents and then refused to pay for the damage caused by him crashing his dirt bike into my living room
KNIGHT DUMMO 2 Feb, 2024 @ 4:10am 
there is a certain type of guy, and this dude is one of 'em. One of the guys where you spend time around him and just think "what if I lived in his butt?" Maybe even some odd thought like "what if he lived in mine?" That's why I find this dude so reputable. You'll never really know if it's more intriguing for him to live in your butt, or you in his. We, as humans, innately enjoy mystery; whichever butt either one of us lives in is a new adventure, and I am excited for either one.