Jerzyk-The-Boar-Warrior
Jerzyk Wojcik
 
 
Hey guys, it's your boy Marcus, and welcome back to another episode of "Beyond The Norm!" Y'all won't BELIEVE what went down at the shrink's office today. 😂

Doc: "Marcus, you need stitches!"
Me: "Stitches? Where we're going, we don't need stitches!" 🚀

Rubbers? Bro, I'm the cleanest being in the entire cosmic existence. Using protection with me is like putting a raincoat on a cloud! ☁️😇

Laxatives?! Nah, fam, my vibes are so smooth, even my digestive tract knows how to chill out. 💩🚫

And wait for it—SURGERY? Doc's out here playing Operation while I'm vibing on a cosmic level! 🌌💫

I told her, "Look, I'm not just human. I'm a celestial entity, ya feel me? I'm so pure, I make spring water look like mud!" 💧🤯

She's scratching her head, flipping through her textbooks and I'm like, "Girl, throw that DSM-5 away. I'm off the charts!" 📚🗑️

So listen up, peeps. You can't box me in with your bandaids and pills. I'm Marcus, the undefinable, the immeasurable, the CLEANEST being in the ENTIRE COSMIC EXISTENCE! 🌠💖

If you enjoyed this video, SMASH that like button, and if you wanna hear more about how I'm too awesome for this universe, HIT that subscribe! 🛎️👍

Peace out, cosmic wanderers! ✌️🌌 #OutOfThisWorld #TooPureForYou
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