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1 person found this review helpful
20.3 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
The Finals dropping on finals week is crazy
Posted 7 December, 2023.
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4.5 hrs on record
Bro the devs are tickling our feet here I am 100% convinced this is John Freeman we're playing as

Proof? Listen to what the combine soldiers say the moment they spot you....
Posted 8 July, 2023.
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23.8 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Okay, it's game time.
Posted 24 March, 2023.
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0.0 hrs on record
My mechanitor colony ATM

-Young and Noob are a thing

-Young becomes pregnant

-Young goes into labor and my colony gathers around as Noob, who's the doctor of the colony, helps deliver the baby
The child had a healthy birth, and now she is named Little Young

-The entire colony leaves the room and Little Young is left on the sterile tiles so I have to manually command Noob to bring her to her pre-built crib

-Everyone is happy

-But then tragedy strikes

-Noob's minor artery blockage transitions into a major and in just 4 hours he suffers a fatal heart attack

-Young tries to save him in his hospital bed but unfortunately he passes away and his body is now locked away in a freezer until the colony can get their hands on resurrector mechanites

-Little Young is now fatherless and her mother proceeds to go through every mental breakdown in the book

-Noob's Yttakin friend, Yoys, has to feed Little Young milk from our animals since Young is MIA and acts as her father figure

-Few years pass and Little Young hits the age of 3, officially becoming a child of the colony

-Her first thing that came to mind in her child-curiosity was to get up from her wooden crib and equip herself with one of our doomsday triple rocket launchers

I'm scared but I'll update since this is where I'm currently at
Posted 20 November, 2022.
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2,875.6 hrs on record (2,603.0 hrs at review time)
If you ever consider indulging into drug addicitons, I suggest you'd start with this game
Posted 2 June, 2022. Last edited 31 December, 2022.
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1,621.9 hrs on record (1,263.1 hrs at review time)
http://prntscr.com/h15cch

I recommend this game.
Posted 29 May, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
55.4 hrs on record (24.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
china's still number 1

also fix the servers, thanks.
Posted 31 January, 2019.
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45.5 hrs on record (21.7 hrs at review time)
yes
Posted 15 September, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
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949.9 hrs on record (48.2 hrs at review time)
The way how the game works is fun, it really is. On the other side, the majority of the small playerbase still hasn't changed and is overall frustrating to play with.

It isn't the just the inactivity that's one of the main problems, it's the ♥♥♥♥ you get from a lot of lobby owners when you decide on trying to join a lobby. 80% of the time you'll get kicked right off the bat in a 'public' lobby from a group of friends and then forced to wait another 5 minutes to hours just for another lobby to open up and pray that you won't get kicked from another one. I wish friend groups would have the intelligence to switch their lobbies from public to private to avoid the struggle but apparently not everyone is smart enough to do that.

Hosting your own lobby is possible and preferable if you're looking for matches with random people, but hosting is a personal issue of mine since my internet is balls crazy so no one can really connect to my lobbies.

Still recommend because there's those chances where you encounter friendly lobby owners who accept randoms, just warning readers ahead of time.
Posted 13 October, 2017. Last edited 16 August, 2020.
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306.3 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
i have friends who want this game

telling you rn i don't think they'd want this game with its current state
Posted 3 October, 2017. Last edited 12 September, 2021.
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