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yall ever just t u e s d a y

Thanks, Kanye.

One month and ten days into the repeal of Net Neutrality. It hasn't been that bad. Life here in the AT&T™ U-verse™ encampment is okay. True, Netflix is $100 a minute and Wikipedia is banned, but you hardly miss them since streaming Fox News is free. We think the neighboring Comcast™ village is stealing our bandwidth, but the skirmishes against them have all ended in failure.

Tommy came down with scurvy. We can't google the cure, but we hope David Avocado Wolf posts about it soon. So far he's the only doctor to pay the AT&T health expert broadcasting fee.

Good news is rations are up; one day hundreds of guys stormed up the stairs from their moms basements and tried to flee the country, shouting something about their right to stream terabytes of porn and pirated movies. They were put in FCC prison, which is sad, but we have all the frozen chicken tenders we want now.

Emoji run about $20 per use nowadays but I managed to find this one at a discount: 🐗 Hope you enjoy it!

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