Recent reviews by Smooky

It's alright.

it's ok, I guess

Good blend of old and new.

-looted some snacks from the plane
-went deeper, started building log cabin
-mfw natives
-killed them with axe, tried not to ♥♥♥♥ pants
-night comes, I sleep, everything is ok
-chopped some more trees, killed some turtles, made water catcher
-more natives came, jimmies rustled
-mutilated them with axe and made effigies
-night comes, more natives came, scared as ♥♥♥♥ from their fallen brethren
-tfw I am the one who knocks
-another day, chop some more trees (cabin still not done)
-made a bow, continously set effigies on fire
-natives came all the time, still scared as ♥♥♥♥ from effigies
-3rd night comes
-heard sounds, pants shat
-natives come in big numbers
-mfw they dont give a ♥♥♥♥ about effigies
-tried to survive, ran through the forest blindly
-knocked down, they drag me somewhere
-woke up in dark ass cave, use lighter to see
-inbe4 people hanged from the ceiling and 4 armed mutant reks me
-you have survived for three days
-game over

9/11 would ♥♥♥♥ pants again