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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:17am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:27am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:15am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:27am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 2:51pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 10:20am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:32am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 12 May @ 3:16am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 8:10am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:13am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 8:21am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 6:37am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 10:15am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 11:54pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 7:20pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 3:38am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 7:59am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 1:49pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 12:13pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 6:37am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 9:24am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:41pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 8:46am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:38am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:10am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:45am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:16am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:39am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:38am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 10:22am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 9:17am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:40am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:39am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:42am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:20am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:24am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:57am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 10:20am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:18am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:37am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:54am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 10:20am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:49am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:39am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:40am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2022 @ 10:22am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:40am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:41am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:51am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:25am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:25am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:56am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:02am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:02am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:35pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:45am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:37pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:56am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:01am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 10:53am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 7:55am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:32am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:39am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2023 @ 6:24am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:02am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:54am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:25am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 8:25am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:56am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 9:05am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:34pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 12:57am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Introspection

Have 700 You.
+10

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