Скорошни рецензии на Jaxacc

Hello, and welcome to "♥♥♥♥ your life and everything you love" Simulator 2033
in this game you run around shooting people like a real pro, except you arent a pro and you spend 150% of the time you're ingame dead.

what you wana start with is to play a casual game and think you're pro because you got a kill after 10 rounds, then you wana go into a competetive game and feel the embrace of all the silver russians that think you're a "CYKA", "♥♥♥♥♥" and "♥♥♥♥ NOOB". when you get over the fact that you will meet atleast 1 russian in every game you will see one of the people with a knife and you'll think to yourself "i want knife, need open cases" and then you buy 3 keys and cases and open them, you get 2 blue one being StatTrak and you also get a purple and you think yo yourself ":0 HOLY ♥♥♥♥ I GOT A PURPLE!! GOTTA BE MY LUCKY DAY!!" and then you buy another 10 cases and keys and get only blues untill the last case where you see a knife pass by and then get a purple, you get mad, take your moms credit card and buy 200 cases and keys and only get 2 purples and the res blues with a bit of them being StatTrak here and there. you now uninstall the game and cry because you know that your mom is gona kill you for using up about 500$ on her credit card. you later that year after getting your computer back open it and see you have a trade request you look at it and read "If u trade all ur items i will giv u 1000$ on ur account!" "request sent from RUSSIAN GUY PIDARSKINS.RU", you think to yourself "YES!! FINALY I'LL HET MY MONEY BACK AND MY MOM WONT BE MAD AT ME :D!!!!" and you accept the trade. you wait for an hour and then msg the person that sent the request asking wher your money is and he says "It OK it take day money slow from bank, yes?" you wait a day and the money doesnt get put into your account, you then wait for another day and then u decide to msg the person again and you see he has blocked you, you rage, uninstall steam and then throw your pc out of your window.

you later decide that it would be a good idea to recomend this game to a couple of friends and then play with them, you see that they allready own the game and then when you join their lobby you see that they are all Global Elite and you think to yourself "ahh its just a rank they cant be that good" the competetive game starts and you run to A-Site sitting at goose like a noob, you then get instantly shoot from long with a deagle, you think nothing of it. you then procede to go to B the round after but you get headshoted through door in middle, you instantly call walls on the enemy team and then start becoming mad. you then try to rush lower dark with a shotgun and get killed whilst going into dark you ragequit and uninstall

a day later you are crawing more csgo.

M8 I R8 88/8 Would Masturb8 Apreci8 No H8

gr8 b8 steam m8, diz game is nut g8 i r8 68/88, dont fake my que u b8erz

i tink zombiz r scurrey, dey try 2 kiel meh end dey use weponz 2 i was vry scare i tri nut 2 cri but et wuz hard.

Gr8 Game M8 i r8 8/8 would apreci8 no h8 this is f8 my m8 dont masturb8 and play game m8