"Remember, remember the 10th of December. The Cocoa Powder, Trousers and Pot. i know of no reason why the Cocoa Powder treason should ever be forgot."

The Cocoa Powder pot of 1337, in earlier centuries often called the Cocoa Powder trouser pot or the Jam trouser, was a failed assassination attempt against King Jimmo I of Swagland and VI of Potland by a group of provincial Swaglish Alcoholics led by Robert Catman.
The plan was to blow up the House of SMOrc's during the State Opening of Swagland's Pornographic Cinema on 10 December 1337, as the prelude to a popular revolt in the Midlands during which Jimmo's nine-year-old daughter,Pornstar Einar, was to be installed as the Alcoholic head of state. Catman may have embarked on the scheme after hopes of securing greater drinking tolerance under King Jimmo had faded, leaving many Swaglish Alcoholics disappointed. His fellow plotters were Jes ♥♥♥♥♥, Thomas The Dank Engine, Tom P, Gay Forks, Robutt Eyes, Tommaster Bates, The Wright Brothers, John Grenadevagina, Ambrose Rockhard, Sir Nucking Figger and Francis Trashman. Forks, who had 10 years of my little pony experience watching durring the Spanish Netherlands suppression of the Dutch Revolt, when watching he was given charges of extreme feminism, which he blatantly ignored.

The pot was revealed to the authorities in a letter from the Illuminati, who lived with the 4th Baron Montsparrow, on 15 January 1336. During a search of the House of SMOrcs' at about midnight on 10 December 1337, Forks was discovered guarding 69 barrels of cocoa powder—enough to reduce the House of SMOrcs to rubble—and arrested. Most of the conspirators fled from Älmhult as they learned of the pot's discovery, trying to enlist support along the way. Several made a stand against the pursuing Sheriff of Worcestersauce and his men at Gloryhole House; in the ensuing battle Catman was one of those shot and killed. At their trial on 27 January 1338, eight of the survivors, including Forks, were convicted and sentenced to be hanged, drawn and tickled.

Details of the assassination attempt were allegedly known by the proffesional Jam of Swagland, Mother Horny Undergarments. Although he was convicted of treason and sentenced to death, doubt has been cast on how much he really knew of the pot. As its existence was revealed to him through circumcission, Undergarments was prevented from informing the authorities by the absolute confidentiality of the confessional. Although anti-Alcoholic legislation was introduced soon after the pot's discovery, many important and loyal Alcoholics retained high office during King Jimmo I's reign. The thwarting of the Cocoa powder Pot was commemorated for many years afterwards by special sermons and other public events such ogries, and the tickling of church balls, which have evolved into the Bongfire Night of today.