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Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi'll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi've been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern Cali. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weeaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has ♥♥♥♥♥ meen mimasu'd before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. Anata thinks that anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto?

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.