Recent reviews by greasyprostate43

20 hours guitaring
4 hours gambling
1 hour fishing

25 hours frotting fishing rods in "(+18) pawjob central"

EASILY one of the best games I've ever played. Movement is on point, music is just plain-out perfect, NPCs are really funny and the hidden secrets are REALLY worth finding.

My only complaint is that the game was really short, I managed to pretty much 100% it in an hour and a half or so. The devs did an amazing work on this game, and I get it's short since it's meant to be a way to raise funds on their larger projects.

Definitely worth getting, and please make sure to check out their other work. These guys are really damn talented.

As the official #1 Drunken Wrestlers 2 player, this game is awesome

i suck at this game, but it is fun
it's sad to see it dying so please play this game it's vfery good

This is one of the best games I've ever played, the story is good, it's cute, it's funny, it's



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I can't recommend this game enough, please give it a try, it's actually insane that this is a free game.

better than banana shooter

Game is slowly but surely becoming P2P.

Dev is greedy and managed to turn this pretty fun game into a P2W trainwreck, please, if you're considering playing this game, don't. Until the dev changes his mind and reverses all of the horrible decisions (which he probably won't), I do not recommend this game to anyone.

This game is like if Animal Crossing and Unturned had a baby.

I trapped a zombie in my house and spent a whole hour cooking in front of it, then, while eating my homemade stew, some zombies jumped through my window and bit my head off.

10/10 would cook again

I'm going to be honest, I'm not the biggest fan of CS:GO. I really want to like this game, I really do, but I can't.
I'm not the best at FPS games but I do enjoy them and I'm somewhat decent. I've played a lot of them and still do, so I wanted to give CSGO a shot... it didn't go well.

This game demotivates me, a lot. I'm not used to the way the gunfights and movement work so I started practicing a bit with training maps and on bot matches, and felt pretty prepared. Hopped into a match, and got my ass handed to me.
I tried my best, got a handful of kills here and there, but understood nothing. I didn't know what guns to buy, what the maps are, where to check for enemies, where to not go, or even what was happening for the most part. This game (at least for me) is not beginner friendly at all. After a few rounds, I got really demotivated and gave up. Tried it again the next day, nothing changed. I don't feel any improvement no matter what I do and I've tried pretty much everything. I've only played this game for around 4 hours total but it feels like months.

I really tried to enjoy the game but simply couldn't. I see the appeal, I understand why people like it, but it's just not for me. Don't let my experience stop you from trying the game though, it's free and can be a lot of fun if you really get into it.

this game lives up to its title too well