Nedávné recenze uživatele Chanka Banka

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Raiden looks like my music playlist when I was 14. Fantastic game, by the way.

The cops are 20 times less brutal than the ones in Camden, New Jersey.

These Seacrest County police force has to step it up with high amounts of traffic cameras and more firearms if they wanna roll with the big boys.

It's called The Phantom Pain because it hurts so much knowing that there will never be a part 3 and Konami are idiots who decided to sit on this pile of gold and ditch their most popular employee.

Other than that, Kojumbo once again proves that his video games are "revolutionary". And by "revolutionary", I mean "fun and packed with a lot of interesting things to do". Unfinished story aside, the game still offers up amazing things to do, now that the game is open world. The game's visuals are that of a JJ Abrams film, except it doesn't have that weird tint filter and it's actually more bearable to watch.

The box makes another appearance in this game and the role of the box is bigger than ever. You can now prone in the box, change the type of camo on the box, plaster it with posters of smoking hot babes or Paz Ortega "My Coochie Is Explosive" Andrade, stand up with it on top of you, fulton enemies and even use your binoculars inside the box. In this game, the box really takes center stage with emotive and commanding voice acting that really shows the horrors of war the box has lived through. The box has movements that only a true mercernary of war would do. It's incredible how much depth they went into making the box the star of the show.

Oh, and Big Boss and Revolver Ocelot return again, but the box just really steals the spotlight.

I've played it for only an hour and I've climaxed twenty times.

Kiryu Kazuma and Goro Majima have never killed anyone. Never in their lives have they straight up caused another man's life to cease, at this point in their lives.

But check out the heat moves where Kiryu force feeds a dude to eat nails and shoves them down their throat by kicking them in the mouth and Goro stabbing someone in the abdomen with an umbrella, opens it up, then stabs someone in the shoulder with blood gushing out, implying that he popped a vessel.

-No cute girls
-Unbalanced weapons
-Antisemetic
-No story
-Boring/Uninteresting characters
-All weapons look/feel the same
-Barely customizable
-Loot boxes that you get at random and have to buy a seperate key, just for a cosmetic. Can be used for gambling reasons and some skins can be worth to up to $5,000USD.
-No big boobs


-Super cute girls
-Weapons are super balanced
-No nazis
-Enthralling story
-Interesting and unique characters
-All weapons are unique and provide a different kind of feeling
-You can fully deck out your character from her hair to her accessories
-Card packs that you get after winning a match/buying with in-game currency, which can take less than 2 minutes, if you're fast enough, not only include cute girls, but also includes a leveling system that lets you upgrade your characters as well as a skill system that let you choose different variations of a skill.
-HUGE WHOOPABONGERS

Shooting is already 100 times more satisfying than in any Battle Royale game.

"I'm officially coming out of retirement to make video games again.

Stay tuned here for details in the next 7 days!

#DontCallItAComeback"

-CliffyB's Twitter on 9:37 AM - 30 Jun 2014

God, how this Tweet aged oh so poorly.

I only played this for about 30 mins before the trauma kicked in.