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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 33.1 hrs on record (27.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 8 Jun, 2018 @ 10:13pm
Updated: 8 Jun, 2018 @ 10:23pm

The Virgin Counter Strike: GO

-No cute girls
-Unbalanced weapons
-Antisemetic
-No story
-Boring/Uninteresting characters
-All weapons look/feel the same
-Barely customizable
-Loot boxes that you get at random and have to buy a seperate key, just for a cosmetic. Can be used for gambling reasons and some skins can be worth to up to $5,000USD.
-No big boobs

The Chad Senran Kagura: PBS

-Super cute girls
-Weapons are super balanced
-No nazis
-Enthralling story
-Interesting and unique characters
-All weapons are unique and provide a different kind of feeling
-You can fully deck out your character from her hair to her accessories
-Card packs that you get after winning a match/buying with in-game currency, which can take less than 2 minutes, if you're fast enough, not only include cute girls, but also includes a leveling system that lets you upgrade your characters as well as a skill system that let you choose different variations of a skill.
-HUGE WHOOPABONGERS
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20 Comments
LOEL 2 Jul, 2020 @ 7:03pm 
<3
pee3peed 17 Jun, 2020 @ 2:54pm 
I got this new anime plot. Basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers . Packin some dobonhonkeros . Massive dohoonkabhankoloos . Big old tonhongerekoogers

What happens next?!

Transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. Humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous
SanyaWaffles 19 Nov, 2019 @ 4:08pm 
The best review on all of Gaben's Green Earth
EggSpire 11 Nov, 2018 @ 9:27pm 
nut material lol.
Manamonke 18 Sep, 2018 @ 3:47pm 
Whoopabongers! Hahahaha that had me in tears.
ᴛᴇɴᴅᴏʟʏɴ♡ 22 Jul, 2018 @ 9:16am 
You're wrong CSGO does have boobs. The players themself, and boy do they come in all shapes and sizes.
Chanka Banka 6 Jul, 2018 @ 5:52am 
...you guys are really taking this joke seriously, huh?
Demented Khan 5 Jul, 2018 @ 4:31pm 
:axis: Sounds like a 10/10 if not for the no Nazis part :axis:
Temu Employee 5 Jul, 2018 @ 1:20pm 
I think you got your virgin and chad titles mixed up 😂😂😂
Ken Fresno 5 Jul, 2018 @ 12:30pm 
The fact that this game is $40 baffles me.