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Recommended
0.9 hrs last two weeks / 547.1 hrs on record (203.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 9 May, 2020 @ 6:04pm

Early Access Review
---{Gameplay}---
☑️ Try not to get addicted
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Average
☐ Nothing special
☐ Ehh
☐ Bad
☐ Just don't

---{Story}---
☐ Will make you cry or smile a lot
☐ Lovely
☐ Good
☐ Average
☐ Nothing Special
☐ Ehh
☐ Bad
☐ Awful
☑️ What?

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget reality
☐ Masterpiece
☑️ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Will do
☐ Bad
☐ Awful
☐ Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑️ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press a bunch of buttons
☐ Easy
☐ Not so easy
☑️ Easy to Learn / Hard to Master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ A bit grindy sometimes
☑️ Average grind level
☐ A bit grindy
☐ Insanity

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ Depends on you
☑️ Endless

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never had any
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Few bugs
☑️ Can get annoying
☐ Ruining the game
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑️ Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑️ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Price}---
☐ Just buy it
☑️ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ Don't throw money into a rubbish bin
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