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1 person found this review funny
73.1 hrs on record (56.4 hrs at review time)
This game is just really bad. It's not worth it. If you think it's worth it, you're wrong. Don't play it. Play any other game, instead.
Posted 7 December, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
182.0 hrs on record (181.9 hrs at review time)
what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ridiculous game.

"Sorry, but I am not willing to take a crazy bump on this show."
Posted 18 September, 2024.
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9.7 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
if you hate hanging out at the orphanage i think you're a bad person
Posted 1 August, 2024.
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12.3 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
company is lethal dude :(
Posted 23 July, 2024.
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66.2 hrs on record (38.4 hrs at review time)
if you hate yakuza kiwami, you hate life
Posted 2 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
i played this using open x-com extended, and i did not bother to make sure my hours were reflected on steam.

i like this game, it has neat enemies and at the end of the game you kill legally-distinct cthulhu.

for some reason, i made way more money than i could reasonably spend, like if i decided to play through year two i would have been a billionaire easily.

all the bad things people say are true, though: you will spend hours scouring closets and locating the last lobster man or gill man to kill. also, if you research some stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ before you capture a DEEP ONE TERRORIST or some other similar nonsense, you could be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yourself out of the end-game.

but you get to shoot aquatic aliens, and that's pretty cool.
Posted 22 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
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4.4 hrs on record
i played this using OPEN X-COM and did not bother to make sure it would count the hours on my steam profile

it's a good game! i especially like that the final map, cydonia, does not have three levels and enough enemies to drain a few hours of your life away.

anyways, it's a classic. i did save scum often, and i don't care who knows. could i have beaten it without save scumming? yeah, probably, but i didn't want to do more repeat runs than the 2 dry runs i did to learn game mechanics.
Posted 22 May, 2024.
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6.3 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
good game`!!!!
Posted 14 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
579.3 hrs on record (406.6 hrs at review time)
fun
Posted 22 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.0 hrs on record
i really liekd this game when i played it :D
Posted 21 July, 2023.
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