soy literalmente el.

en todos los cs mi K/D seria 0.5.
en el team fortress mi K/D es 2,5 o si uso el stat tracker de inferno + stats del juego tengo 4,7 de K/D.

literalmente mato a 100 pibes y solo me pueden matar 30 veces.

un buen amigo para carrear en cualquier juego coop y las leyendas dicen que tambien cs pero ese juego esta infumable para comprobarlo

Feliz año conductor ♥♥♥♥♥♥ que maneja el carrito en cualquier juego coop

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⭐ Feliz Navidad y Prospero Año Nuevo⭐

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good game

ok

+rep pd2's sane heister

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only the best of the best can pull off a mission like that, rest well.
humanity will live without anime for a while longer.

Mission accomplished. There were a few more steps that weren't explained thoroughly, like the incredibly slippery lube on my grappling hook's handle. Or was it my glove? Either way, I was stranded, and there weren't any more steps left so I made up my own.

I swam across the channel, had to sneak past cybernetically-enhanced femboy supersoldiers, locate and assassinate a spy pigeon, and then use its corpse to transmit an SOS to HQ, who then sent an inconspicuous taxi to my location. It turns out they weren't actually CIA, but they were still surprisingly willing to give a lift for a man dressed in a combat stealth suit covered in pigeon blood. Kind man. I gave him a boy scouts patch for his duty to America.

The blacklist's on our database. We know who they are, where they are, and what they are. NW's done for. And I need some coffee.

even though civilians driving electric cars will crash into on-going traffic causing their death, it's the best thing for them, like you said 'Humanity must suffer continued depression. For God and country.' we cannot let them fall on the wrong hands.

then you need to haul ass into the right F street northwest, once you cross 3 blocks you turn left, and you'll find the metro center, get on the train rails unnoticed, a hobo will we waiting for you with a bag, tell him 'the house always wins' and he'll give C4's, plant them on the wall he was laying at explode them and you'll have to run for 10 minutes through a freshly carved tunnel that connects into the wharf ferry landing, you'll have an boat ready for you, then you'll have to drive through the washington channel, drive past the woodrow wilson memorial bridge and stop at piscataway national park, helicopters will fly above your head to secure the POTUS, perfect distraction for one of our choppers to land to get you to HQ, go to the mockley point road, fire the grappling hook into the trees closest to the road, secure the rope into your belt, and a chopper will fly in low, to air-lift you into HQ.

and a Tactical Operations Prepared Suit 'TOPS' it's an experimental modular uniform that completely muffles the sounds of the user walking and climbing, cats walking in carpet will make more noise than you with this suit. and a USB stick with 20 trojans and 1 worm, plus a EMP proof walkie talkie, grappling hook and a glock.

find the blacklist, it might be located on the server room where they keep all the info, inject the USB stick into it, turn on the walkie talkie, say the keyword 'conviction' and the driver will detonate the EMP warhead, frying all electronics in a 100 miles radius, the confusion of the guards will buy you enough time to get out of there.

i knew it, i knew Nordic Woodlands were the CEO of anime, it makes sense why their parter company (North Wood) doesn't know how to fix their game, all they know is anime.

this was all a set-up to distract us from the truth, and when we were close to figuring it out they marked us for death. now we need to infiltrate the ████ ████████████ ██████ and destoy the blacklist of people they want to silence, i've hired a man driving a white van, with an 5-ton EMP on the back, 2 miles away from the ████ ████████████ ██████ so it doesn't cause suspicion among the civilians and the local P.D.

you'll have to go in at 1:00 PM when they're short staffed, an inside man left a duffle bag on their storage room, the bag contains an ultra high frequency, sonar, EMP proof, water proof googles. they'll let you see through walls and in the darkness.

P.S. The doctor who guided me through Nordic Woodlands was a Dr. Jomfru Pillington, the sister of Jomfry Pillington. I will ask JP about his sister later down the line, or sooner, if he somehow acquires this secure document that you, my only accomplice, will get to read.

Nordic Woodlands are planning something big. They're calling it Project World-Changer. Creative. They're gonna isekai the planet, and we can't let that happen. Humanity must suffer continued depression. For God and country.

It took me a couple days, but I've been able to infiltrate the █████ █████, aka ████ ████████████ ██████. Cite as "WH-PEN-OP".

The company known as Nordic Woodlands is indeed located underneath WH-PEN-OP. ███ █████ as well as all other WH-PEN-OP occupants have not been found or made aware of the location of NW. Although this may because of Operation █████████, 1990, which left most of parliament (should I redact or...?) with varying degrees of dementia.

NW has been conducting technical scientific businesses below WH-PEN-OP.

Their technical scientific businesses include:
Immortal, un-aging 'femboys'
De-aging girls known as 'lolis'
And other vaguely anime-related things
At this point, you get the idea that 90% of NW's staff are Japanese

I was disguised as a Hollywood elite and was politely shown half of their operation after successfully guessing the password: "The Sun"

Understood. I'll pay it a visit.

sadly, they're an NGO their nationality is non-existent.

but rumors say; they're currently located underground at 1600 pennsylvania avenue.

I'll look into Nordic Woodlands. By the way, where are they located?

Nordic Woodlands (north wood evil twin corp) is after us, they know.

I've just realised.
I have one profile award, as of now.
You have two profile awards, as of now.
And Jomfry has three... presently.

And we arguably have the most chemistry on the Secret Lab forums whenever we collectively meme.

I don't believe it's a coincidence. Someone's out for us. Maybe a group of people. I just don't know their intentions.

♥♥♥♥, you'll get an award just for that.

+rep got a kill with the AA mine. Never doubt.

hi

you're furry tactic (in info) is genius

TOC, this is entry team, happy new year.

Happy new year my man.

:c

Merry christmas my man, I hope you have a nice year.

Merry Christmas to you, too.

Yeah…. Furries are a protected class on the forums, probably one of them is one, but who knows. Anyways we shall await your return. In the meantime, have this melon

this is what happens when you give a furry a powerful position. between scum they protect themselves.

Why is every inappropriate ban directly tied to furries? Seriously this is the fourth ban I've seen.

here's the photo, if anybody is interested.
https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2681783627&fileuploadsuccess=1

inappropriate, for making a sarcastic joke.

Wondering when it would inevitably happen. What did they ban you for?

why did you got banned

of course i know, it's uh... you know.

Do you know Obama’s last name?

how the ♥♥♥♥ you know that? who ratted me out.

are you part of the obamanation

why yes, how did you know that i was a diamondback connoisseur?

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thanks but i'll still pay for it.

Sorry bout that man :/

Have this burger: 🍔