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10 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
16.2 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
A third party account is required to play the game in multiplayer and it is not stated that it is.
The in-game privacy policy to look at what they're doing with your data is in Japanese, a language most english speaking people this game is being sold to cannot read without machine translation.

The game is probably fine but I bought the game for myself and a friend and it's just disheartening, maybe they'll post a work around or something but I really don't know
Posted 25 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
74.0 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A pretty fun and unique survival game, with a neat progression system and a well designed series of levels, I look forward to what they do in the future
Posted 8 May.
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2 people found this review helpful
114.8 hrs on record
DEFEATED IS THE MONSTER
Posted 4 May. Last edited 5 May.
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1 person found this review helpful
98.0 hrs on record
Dragon's Dogma 2 is Dragon's Dogma, the sequel. If you liked the first game, you will like this one. The game is a very open ended experience with a rich world to dig up and explore, you'll be wandering around every nook and cranny looking for random stuff to find and things to do, monsters to slay, etc. etc. Your pawns are going to probably be pointing out the same ladder in the capital every visit, every chest you've already opened, and every random notice on the wall about something you don't care about, and I love it. The game is not without flaws of course, the performance in bigger cities is not good, that's just a fact of life, and just like the first game, casting high level magic tanks the framerate to the single digits, at least for me, but man if it isn't a sight to behold.

The game having some weird quirks with new games and such have been ironed out, the DLC situation is literally drama made up for nothing, and people on Linux or Steam Deck should probably not bother until it's verified to work for whatever quantum/gnu/omegafart version you're on
Posted 4 April.
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8 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
I genuinely have no idea how anyone can give this a positive rating. To my knowledge this is a re-release of a game from 2000s, with a new coat of paint and some QOL, but the game genuinely sickened me with the camera movements and controls, real nausea from how bad everything was reacting and responding. I can handle some slavjank but this is beyond that, the translation is exceedingly poor and is incomprehensible at times, including the tutorial at points. In addition either the game is either so poorly laid out that I never understood how to speed things up, or an extremely "sim" based game, there's not a lot of arcade elements to the sea combat, it's entirely realistic with needing to manage cargo, ammunition, rum, repairs, and otherwise. It's a demanding game that I cannot say is for everyone, and it's very dated in essentially every element. I am glad they are releasing the demo for free as a seperate game essentially, but it is not good.

Another sad tale of my hopes being dashed by a pirate game, I feel a bit swindled seeing that this is a "New release" when it's just a re-release of some russian game
Posted 14 February.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
27.2 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
This game rocks, if you're looking for a good progression system, solid, fun gameplay with a unique gameplay loop, Dave The Diver is for you. I wasn't sure if it would click with me when I started it but it's extremely fun and engaging
Posted 30 June, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
24.1 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
THE SIGMA GORRILIONARE GRINDSET:
5 AM: wake up
5:01 AM: take a ♥♥♥♥
5:05 AM: get out of bed
5:10 AM: take a shower and get dressed
5:11 AM: Gunkboost turbo evilmax my way to work
5:12 AM: arrive at work
10:00 AM: sell the 400000 million dollars worth of shares of GAGA i own due to killing the president yesterday
11:00 AM: Lose divine light slipping into a sewer full of bio-rats
9:00 PM: Return home after being biologically reconstructed
9:05 PM: Go to bed
Posted 1 August, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
35.1 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
An excellent love letter to Ace Combat, if you're a fan of that series, Project Wingman is the game for you, it's a little on the shorter side, but the price tag reflects that, However, it is well worth the money, the game is excellent, and the additional Conquest mode allows for even more replayability, in addition to unlocking more aircraft as you replay the campaign

All in all, a fantastic game, made with passion from an indie team who poured their heart into this.
Posted 11 July, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
38.0 hrs on record (35.1 hrs at review time)
ETHAN I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME
I ALREADY GAVE YOU A FREE DIVORCE, CLAIRE'S EGGS ARE DRYING UP AS WE SPEAK
I KNOW YOU'RE INFECTED WITH SOME KIND OF MOLD BUT I DON'T CARE, THAT BABY COULD BE QUASIMODO AT THIS POINT, I JUST NEED YOU TO CONTINUE THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE.
ETHAN PLEASE STOP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THOSE VAMPIRE WOMEN ARE GOING TO LITERALLY EAT YOU PLEASE ETHAN.
LEON IS MISSING, I THINK HE DEFECTED TO CHINA WITH ADA, I'M RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE, DON'T MAKE ME TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS.
Posted 18 May, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.5 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
After many long years you can finally play P4G on a PC
Posted 13 April, 2021.
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