As I sat in the midst of my calculus lecture, sipping on my caramel macchiato latte from the campus cafe, the legendary 800-level student sauntered by. It was a moment of sheer disbelief as I witnessed this enigmatic figure glide past my classroom, his aura exuding an otherworldly charm. Meanwhile, the professor droned on about derivatives and integrals, but my attention was captivated by the spectacle unfolding before me. It felt like I was caught in a surreal blend of reality and fantasy, akin to a scene from a twisted dream. In that instant, I felt a surge of energy coursing through me, as if I had tapped into some hidden wellspring of power. And in a sudden burst of exuberance, I couldn't help but exclaim, 'Behold, the majestic gyatt in all his bomboclat glory!

-rep punched me in the gut and feelings never felt so hurt before in my life

When I first met you on that fateful day, I knew you were something special. I don’t think I can ever accurately articulate those feelings into words, but if I had to, I guess I would say it is like my heart skipped a beat. At the time, I had no idea why; you were just another guy I met, so I decided to ignore it. Many moons later, as I was running around doing my dailies, I got one-shotted by a boss. I agonized on the floor for what felt like hours until suddenly, I was able to get up and move again. I was… revived! I frantically looked around, searching for my savior, and there you were, looking at me from atop a cliff. My heart skipped a beat again since I instantly recognized you. You’re the one who made me feel all those peculiar emotions. “T-thank y-”, I tried to express my gratitude but before I could finish, you had already dashed off into the horizon. It was then that I came to the realization that I was in love. I love you, Yoshitsune!! Please be my boyfriend

o-orokana hentai!!!! b-baka!!!!! yamete kudasai!!!!

can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me.

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