Recent reviews by 1talp

awwwww wittle baby didn't do lincoln log and tinker toy puzzle with square triangle and circle matched with your A B C??? you didnt get the keycard and you didnt get SMG??? :((((( awwww poor little baby i guess we will have to give you SMG ammo for the rest of the game and no other gun :(( making you suffer for 3 1/2 hours :((( awwww poor baby didnt have any ammo for final train bosss??? :((( poor thing i guess we have to switch you to assisted mode at the last possible second to make it easy for the little baby and not make the entire playthrough count because its in easy mode :((( awwwwwww you got S rank but it doesn't matter because you completed it in easy baby ga ga toy soldier mode :(((( awwww good try sweetie maybe when you grow up :((((

fun game but you could've hired some from Fiverr to design better maps than these every time i load into a map im instantly having a stroke

Worst DLC I have ever played in any video game, it is actually designed for people who don't know what grass looks like and have not known females existed until recent history. No the bosses aren't hard they're just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying. To the one person on youtube who said the Darkeater dragon is the best and most fun boss in the DLC, please hang your family and then yourself

i haven't even played a full hour yet, is this what crack feels like

i highly recommend this game although there are a few things missing. the story is not that developed and there is a lack of interaction between characters (dialogue, movement, etc.) i wish they added more to the story or at least a dlc that could finish it off correctly because i did not like the ending. the graphics are okay so none of it will look like a masterpiece but it is still enjoyable. after a full playthrough of the game and all, the only thing i can say is that for some reason it improved my aim in other games (mostly fps) like csgo and such. kinda weird but still enjoyed playing. might do another run with a new character. 10/10

constant screen cheaters, impossible to play without everyone knowing where you are, fix the game devs

I died.

Boy, I love the part where huge grown men groan,sweat,fight, and bleed near my genitalia. Makes the experience better.

I mean hey, what can I say. I have a NVIDIA GTX 1060, Intel I-7, 12 gigs of RAM, and this game? Oh boy, is it a workout for my PC. But it's worth it. This game not only provides insane graphics, but a healthy and communacative in-game community. I have over 1000 hours on this game and boy, I can't get enough. The zombies, guns, battles, you name it, I'll be railing through this game for months! Grab this game while you can during sale or when it's cheap because it is definitely worth every penny. Tell your friends to get it. And Game On!

I am writing this review as an overview of my addiction. Save me. My name is Alexander, and here is my story. You know, I had a nice, stable life before the incident. 2 kids, a beautiful wife, financially stable, I had the life people would kill for. I was y'know a casual gamer, played some CS:GO here, played some GMOD there, I had some friends to guide me around Steam. My good friend Sam was taking a stroll with me through the Winter Sale to look for some cheap games. That's when he introduced me. "Hey man, check this one out, it's called Geomtry Dash, it's fun, cheap and you'll never get bored!" I decided, hey why not this should be a blast! That's where I was wrong kiddo. It only started out with me completing a few levels, Stereo Madness, Can't Let Go, etc. I didn't even get the coins. I thought hey, this is pretty fun, I'll do some more. Little by little I was getting better, completing more, getting more coins. This is when it kicked in. I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop! The game was taking over. I was missing my daughters' soccer matches, forgot about my wife and I's anniversary, disconnecting from my friends, it was getting out of hand. My emotion had been overrrun, this game was my entire day. I had not left the room in months. I was at 1000 hours and counting and no reason to stop. I was now beating every map, getting every coin, I was onto custom maps. Now I was getting out of control. No emotion. Nothing. My wife deleted my Steam account, along with Geometry Dash, 1500 hours. All of it. Gone. I hit her. In the face. It was silent. My hand in the air, her on the ground, with me yelling "DASH!". It was over. Within weeks my wife was out, the kids were gone, and I was alone, in an apartment. I booted up the PC, set up a new Steam account, put the cursor over 'Purchase for Myself' for Geometry Dash, and bought it. I started playing again for only a couple hours until it hit me. This game had ruined me. For what? Some stupid coins? Yes. but I was addicted, it didn't matter. I entered Video Game Rehab, and you bet it was hard, but I did it. I still play Geometry Dash, but I am successfully sober from Dash Addiction. I've been sober for 15 months now, and boy do I feel great. I'm getting more out there, socializing, I feel more normal. Well this has been my story. If you want to potentially end your entire preexisting life, download it, its a great game to play. Thanks for reading.