大烧杯

嘿！看这！
你能访问到这，那么恭喜你，你成功发现了一个足够沙雕的Steam用户。
让我猜猜你是因为什么来这的：我上局是你的队友，对吧？也许我打的很坑，或者我很沙雕——但是绝对不是因为我打的很好——我知道自己是个啥手子。
好啦好啦，来都来了，能加个好友吗？交个朋友吧！
Hey! Look at this!
You managed to visit here, so congratulations, you managed to find a very funny Steam user.
Let me guess what you're here for: I was on your team last game, right? Maybe because I'm a noob, or I'm a funny player - but it's definitely not because I'm a good player - I know what kind of player I am.
Okay, okay, here we are, can we make a friend?I hope we can！