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боевой суслик 14. Apr. 2023 um 10:16 
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Sk1pe 5. Mai 2022 um 9:43 
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𝙇𝙤𝙡𝙖 23. Juni 2019 um 14:42 
"Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology: New York
City has a higher percentage of people you shouldn't make any sudden moves
around than any other city in the world."
-- David Letterman

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(...) perfectly ordinary books, printed on commonplace paper in mundane ink. It would be a mistake to think that they weren't also dangerous, just because reading them didn't make fireworks go off in the sky. Reading them sometimes did the more dangerous trick of making fireworks go off in the privacy of the reader's brain.
(Soul Music)

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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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I always say beauty is only sin deep.
-- Saki, "Reginald's Choir Treat"
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The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
-- Clifton Fadiman

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.
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katu 31. Aug. 2018 um 7:13 
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VRed_UA 24. Dez. 2017 um 9:35 
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VOL3RO 5. Dez. 2017 um 10:52 
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