I am Russian, and that's how my day goes:

07:00 - breakfast vodka
07:30 - I go chop wood
08:00 - I kill the bear
10:00 - go to town to buy a hat with earflaps
14:00 - I eat soup
15:00 - I drink vodka
16:00 - food abroad and scare Europeans
18:00 - drink vodka
19:00 - go to the bath (there drink vodka with a bear in a cap with earflaps)
20:00 - woodcarving
21:00 - I go to sleep on the stove