Altar
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hello 9 Mar @ 9:21pm 
+Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
hello 9 Mar @ 9:19pm 
When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day
slimlimmy 5 Jul, 2021 @ 11:39pm 
+rep, big shlong. Felt it in my gut, almost reached my belly button (from the inside) :steamhappy:
KePZ Toasty 18 Nov, 2019 @ 8:45pm 
No! don't hurt the cat!
Oscar ♛ 13 Aug, 2018 @ 12:26pm 
ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶰᵒᵗ ᵏᶰᵒʷ ʰᵒʷ ᵗᵒ ᶠˡᵘˢʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵒᶤˡᵉᵗ

ᵃfᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉʸᵛᵉ ʰᵃᵈ ᵃ SHET

'ᵗ ʷᵃˢⁿᵗ ᵐᵉ

well it wasFOOKINGone of yas
the middle 14 Feb, 2018 @ 3:25pm 
-Think it's in there?

-All right. Let's get it!

-Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?

-Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.

{Laughs}

-Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint.

Now, ogres - - They're much worse.

They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.

-No!

-They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes!

Actually, it's quite good on toast.

-Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!

{Gasping}

-Right.

{Roaring}

{Shouting}

{Roaring}

{Whispers} This is the part where you run away.

{Gasping}

{Laughs}

{Laughing} And stay out!

"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."

{Sighs}

{Man's voice} All right. This one's full.

-Take it away!

{Gasps}

-Move it along. Come on! Get up!

-Next!

-Give me that! Your fiying days are over.

That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!

-Get up! Come on!

-Twenty pieces.

{Thudding}

-Sit down there!

-Keep quiet!